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Wednesday, March 22, 2017

The corpses of the dead in the latest terrorist attack in Britian have barely released steam and still hover in the mid 70's in temperature, but that hasn't stopped the whining from the usual leftist agitators who can't let a good crisis go without removing American's liberties.

It is also a matter of time that we will be informed that most SUV deaths are female-based and there will be a racial overtone to those killed.   You can book it.     And maybe even a transgendered potato chip will have been killed too.

Usually one of the first cows to the microphone after an American shooting, Democrat Senatricks Diane Feinstain, Feinstain wasted no dissipating body heat time before demanding that we design all vehicles so that they cannot kill a human being when used as a weapon.

"I have high personal integrity and cannot let this crisis go without screwing the American people," said Feinstain.   "We must demand that all vehicles of all sizes and shapes be designed so that they can hit an old lady crossing the street and gently lower her to the pavement and to hand her flowers while a first responder is called to the scene.    I know we cannot ban SUV's which are inherently evil and gas thirsty and throw billions of tons of C02 into the air that causes the global warming that we are experiencing that has buried the entire Hawaiian island chain under water."

UV News network did manage to get a question asked of the Senatricks... "Are you for knife control?" to which the Senatricks reminded us that "if we ate vegetables we would not need knives since knives are used to reduce the size of animal flesh so that we can consume it.   Of course I support limiting how many knives you can own and the size of knives and that we should impose a strict one year waiting period on acquiring just one additional knife."

The Senatricks was overhead demanding to only to be asked easy questions when one CNN reporter asked her if she recently changed her hair color.     Senatricks Finestain remarked "I have touched up the color recently.   Thank you for noticing."

It should also be reported that the witch Finestain also is wearing eighty year old outfits that look like she robbed graves to acquire them. 

Also Finestain's husband has profited from the passage of many of the Sentatrick's legislation and her family has never been investigated or punished for reaping outrageous profits from her life as a Senatricks.

It should be noted that the leftist Europeans have already imposed pedestrian safer vehicles to be designed which coincidentally has also lowered the ability of the vehicles to maximize fuel economy!

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