American Idol - Final four nails in the coffin....

Final Four Report Each week I hope that things will get better on "American Idol".    After that show I am left feeling like Lucy has stolen the football again and pulled it out from beneath Charlie Brown. This show was a 30 minute show stretched to 120 minutes of commercials, duets, off-tune group sessions, and everything but a hint of talent on display. Here are my comments on the contestants by order of performance.   I am grouping the 2 performances for each contestant into one comment.   I just don't have the strength to write eight evaluations.    I couldn't pick a winner out of this loser grab-bag.   At the end of the night, the "best" singer will be the the least worst one.   The only thing worse than the performances is the judging.    The comments are repugnant and nauseating.    These judges are deaf. PHILLIP He's lost his mojo.   The mentor and the judges have simply dumbed down his performances to the point of no emotion.    There is no fun and no joy into his songs and he has been stripped of his creativity.   The only thing that saves him is that he has a peen, he's young, and fairly attractive.    There are enough chicks that vote to save him.    He's lucky. HOLLIE She still has all her trampy qualities and has the makeup to age her forty years overnight.    She really doesn't have that much talent and her performances were just bland.    Her last song required some hint of passion.    She sang like the coffin had a lid on it and she was six feet under.    Too bad that wasn't really the case for us. JOSHUA I'm not sure where the contestant is that the judges go nuts over, but the Joshua I hear is a nauseating performer.   He can't sing, can't carry a tune without an ipod, and is horrific to watch.    There is likely one reason he is here and I won't go further.   The fact that he might just be gay is the only redeeming quality he has.    His first performance was gawd awful and his group singing was just as disgusting.   He's a cheap copy of a lounge singer.   He belongs on the Vegas strip.    The judges eat his shit up like a Feces Golden Coral buffet. JESSICA She's dressed up consistently like a whore - she looks like a contestant from "Toddlers and Tiaras" - dressed up to look like a big gurl and performing like a high school musical reject.   The only thing this contestant has proven is that she has a career doing Whitney Houston covers.    She has no real talent as an individual.     After hearing what passes off as music these days on the POP MUSIC charts, this slut fits right in - no real talent - dresses slutty and sounds like every other musical whore.   America deserves her as their American disaster.

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