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A 5-year-old boy held captive for seven days in an underground bunker in southern Alabama is alive and his kidnapper, Jimmy Lee Dykes, is dead, FBI Special Agent in Charge Stephen Richardson said at a press briefing on Monday afternoon. The story took an interesting twist and could ultimately be used in the quest to control guns and gun-like objects all over schools and in public places across the country. Earlier today the 5-year old requested a red Hot Wheels car and some Cheez-Its crackers and previously undisclosed tablet of paper and a thick drawing pencil.   It was through cleaver planning and use of his Asperger's Syndrome disorder that this child drew a gun and pointed it at his kidnapper and killed him to end the standoff. Gun-control advocates have long held that guns and gun symbols lead to the increasing number of deaths in this country and are using such situations to trample on the Second Amendment rights to keep and to bear arms.   This is an interesting twist where even pictures of guns now kill people. Approximate image drawn by child apparently showing high-capacity magazine that is now banned in New York and desired to be outlawed in the rest of the country. Just this past week a High School Freshman was suspended for a picture of an AK-47 and an American flag and this 5 year old's resolution of the hostage situation seems to make the decision to suspend students with pictures of gun now seem reasonable and prudent.   "We can no longer now find that guns kill people," noted an unnamed High School Principal in Alabama who asked her name not be disclosed for fear of being shot by plastic army men arranged outside her office.  "We must fear fear itself and outlaw fear.   Guns and gun like objects instill fear upon every one and while this child ended the unfortunate imprisonment he experienced, he took a life of a person who was not found guilty of anything.   We cannot allow the use of guns or gun-like objects or portrayals to resolve conflicts that could be handled through peaceful and happy happy joy joy moments and a bit of praying to non-religious figures."