| Danica
Patrick became the first woman in NASCAR's upper level to bring
a pole to a race and judging by how she has been banged around
during her rookie year in 2012, she'll be a very busy woman this
year.
Patrick, the
slutty wench of GoDaddy, the worst internet company to deal with
if you have issues, won a pole for the Daytona 500 by being the
fastest slut in history.
"I really
concentrated hard on this pole," said Patrick, who has been
rumored to screwing Ricky Stenhouse, a driver for the Jack Roush
Ford camp. "I put my picture of Ricky standing
at attention on my dash, did my nails, and kinda fingered myself
on the warmup lap. Then I was all wound up ready to
release my tension and I went really fast (giggles)."
Patrick drives
the antique Chevrolet SS which is a reskinned failure called the
Pontiac G8 which Government Motors is trying to sell again in
the United States after multiple failures in the past with this
car and its predecessor, the Pontiac GTO. |
Patrick
drove her antique Chevrolet to a speed of 196 plus miles per
hour and turned the fastest qualifying speed since 1990.
Once you look at
this accomplishment, it smells fishy. With the
political crap that was made of women's issues creating bogus
healthcare claims, this really looks like a setup to coincide
with the PC games that NASCAR is now playing.
How convenient that a woman would suddenly become competent when
she was horrific as a driver last year!
A spokesperson
for Chevrolet contacted me and assured me that their new SS is
truly a new car but they also said that the new Chevrolet Malibu
is a family car and has no ability to carry more than 2 humans
and both have to occupy the front seat since there is no
passenger room in the back. This reporter laughs out
loud at Chevrolet for even suggesting that this vehicle, the
Chevrolet SS, is anything other than a poor rework of the
Pontiac G8 which was a sales disaster for GM before their
bankruptcy. With $4 per gallon gas on the horizon,
the last thing America needs is a gas hog and a boring one at
that!
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