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Earlier
this week there was the scare that Burger King was serving horse
meat in their burgers in place of beef.
It used
to be that it was a delight to make fun of protein substitution at
some ethnic eateries. It has long been suspected that at
Chinse Take-aways that cat and dog are routinely served in place of
other more expensive cuts, but there is now a real scare that sends
shivers down my spine.
Horse
meat.
Have you
ever eaten this shit? Well, I have as a child
during the early 1970's when inflation was rampant and my parents
were poor and struggling to make ends meet. My
parents saw to it that we had horse meat one time and it was
wretched. I'm no fan of anything that isn't beef, chicken,
pork, or turkey. So when I tasted this horse stuff, it
might as well have been deer meat - something that will make me hurl
faster than a rancid pussy lick.
So to
hear that there is now a scare that up
to 99% of the
meat in a frozen lasagna dinner has horse meat, I was in near barf
mode.
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Can you imagine the face
of Camilla - the stable love of Prince Charles staring back at you
as you were chowing down on some italian food?
That was mean.
Oh well.
But the latest news
is that hospitals and children at school might have also consumed horse meat
in their daily dining. Makes you wonder if the children
lost weight, and if so, when will our beloved Moochie start
demanding our children dine on Secretariat or Mr. Ed when it comes
time for their free breakfast, lunch, and dinner!
According to unnamed
sources, Camilla was not amused at the prospect of her dining on her
relatives. "Good lord, that is bloody
scary. My toes curled and my tail flicked with the
notion that I could have eaten Mrs Fitzherbert when enjoying a
proper meal. It makes you wonder what else you are
eating. Makes you almost want to stuff the cow into the
grinder yourself," noted Prince Charles' hussey.
Attempts to contact
the Queen on her reaction were rebuffed with a
"Nay!". God save the Queen.
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