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American
Idol is taking on water and hasn't even struck the iceberg yet.
This
once great show is sinking under the weight (literally) of two
egos - Mariah the Pariah and Nikki Shitz. The collapse
of this show is to the point that it no longer can be counted on
to win either of its nights. And last week it
didn't win. And this week Wednesday ratings are
down again - 5% from the prior Wednesday.
There
has been some discussions in the off season as to why American
Idol was sinking last year and I can tell you that it was once
again a judging mess where there was no chemistry and the judges
sucked. Last year there was that Jay Hoe Cunt
that was more interested in plugging her upcoming "I'm Washed
Up But Have a Young Dick Inside Me" tour.
She was a know it all without knowing
shit. Oddly, I thought that having the
other woman, the dude that looks like a lady, Steven Tyler, added
something to the show and at least made the show fun to watch when
Jay Hoe was trying to take over the show.
I
think having four judges is one of the reasons the show is a
failure - too much time devoted to judges and not enough time to
the performers. Another failure of the show is
that it tries to justify the appearance of contestants on bleeding
heart back stories which should have absolutely nothing to do with
the show.
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But this year, all of the problems
I have noted pale with the inclusion of two disgusting human beings who are
repugnant and untalented in their present form - they are washed up and
seemingly are there, once again, to plug their horrific CD's and songs and
videos.
I didn't know Nikki from a pile
of dog crap but found that in my first and only show that I could endure this
year that she is a dog stool with hair colors that change more often than Mrs
Slocombe's. Oh how I long for Mrs Slocombe to add some
character to this panel. At least she could talk about her pussy
and give the show an injection of humor.
Mariah is a fat cow - an
unpleasant and disgusting and trifling witch that has yet to add anything to
the show. Neither her nor that witch Nikki have anything
constructive to say - and it seems that they want to be Simon Cowell with a
vajayjay. Well, I have news for you estrogen asswipes, it
takes talent to be able to deliver snide remarks and you have no talent to
deliver even a cup of coffee to the producers of the show.
I predict that American Idol
will be pulled after this year - the show is putrid. As someone
who has only missed season one, I have seen a lot of catty and bitchy female
judges, but there seems to be only one judge who could save this show -
Paula. For some reason she had chemistry and when she wasn't
drunk, she was not half bad. And that is twice as good as
the rest of the bitches there now.
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