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Based upon a true story as reported from NBC.com but with an interesting twist. NBC notes, "Armed with a 52-ounce coffee mug, a Washington state man headed to his local Starbucks to make history. Forty-eight shots of espresso, some protein powder, two bananas, a few caramel drizzle Frappuccino chips, some vanilla bean and a little soy later, Beau Chevassus ordered what may be the most expensive Starbucks drink ever on Feb. 9. He dubbed the $47.30 monstrosity the 'Quadriginoctuple Frap.' " The President being always right and demanding to have someone pay attention to his rancid ideas, demanded that Starbucks honor him on President's Day (soon to be renamed "Obama Is Our Messiah Day").    As Starbucks is a hack company for all things leftist, they obliged with a 6 trillion shot latte made with Soy and sprinkled with plenty of blame onto others for his economic failure (or success depending on how you look at his incompetence). "We wanted to give this President the biggest latte ever made and we converted a former petroleum storage tank into a place where we could put all those shots," noted Starbucks spokesperson Wanda Blamesrepublicans.   "We all know that the reason that this President hasn't succeeded in what he is trying to do is because of headwinds only he has ever faced and his policies are continually obstructed by the Congressional Republicans who have invaded the Senate and tied up all the Democrats and pointed their AR-15's at them and told them 'block Obama or get shot'." The Obama Latte would retail for $12 trillion but because that would be honest, we will tell you it is only $6 trillion and then you can find out when you get your bank statement what the true cost of the drink will be.    According to Wanda, "This strategy worked for Nancy Pelosi when she told you that we'd have to pass Obamacare to find out what is in it, so you don't need to worry the ultimate cost of the Obama Latte is twice what we advertise it to be." The Obama Latte will be made with Soy milk which Moochie Obama has certified as acceptable and there will be no other flavorings or sweetners allowed since she feels you don't need to enjoy your food or beverage since having it good for you is good enough.   Only green energy sources will be used to heat the water to make the espresso and the company that made that equipment will have gotten hundreds of millions in Obama dollars and then gone bankrupt.