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Well, you knew the
other shoe, er ball, was about to drop after Lance sought refuge
with Mother Forgiveness, The Oprah, when he bared his soul with
carefully chosen words seeking to rehab his persona that is
somewhere between a bowl of vomit and the feeling of stepping on
dog shit with your bare foot.
With the US Postal
Service losing money faster than Kardashians can find relatives to
lose their virginity, it should not be surprising that the service
would choose to try to get back some sponsorship monies.
Apparently the
racist and progressive and Teflon Don, Eric Holder, who knows the
law so well he avoids it completely, has decided that going after
a white guy with one ball is now something that he can
do.
Holder, the
Attorney General under the reign of King Hussein Obama the First,
has seen fit to pretty much ignore real issues of law breaking
like Fast and Furious and Black Panther intimidation at polling
places in Philadephia for the last several Presidential elections
and to pursue whistle blowers even though they should be protected
like an endangered species.
But,
hey. You have to admit that Lance Armstrong has all
the aroma of a 500 pound chick who hasn't washed her who who for
several months. Eventually you just can't ignore the
stench and even an idiot and dolt like Holder will have to pay
attention to a great way to recoup some revenues and to be thanked
for going after da man.
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According to NBC
News...
Lance Armstrong faces a
powerful new adversary -- the United States government.
The Justice Department will
notify a federal court Friday that it is joining one of his former racing
teammates in suing him for using performance-enhancing drugs during the Tour
de France, legal sources told NBC News.
The government is signing on
to a lawsuit filed two years ago by Floyd Landis, one of Armstrong's former
Tour de France teammates who has already admitted cheating. Among its claims:
Landis saw Armstrong store and then re-inject his own blood to boost his
performance, and Armstrong twice gave Landis banned hormones before races.
The government’s legal
theory in joining the lawsuit is that when Armstrong agreed to race for the
U.S. Postal Service team a decade ago in the Tour de France, he defrauded the
government, violating its strict ban on illegal drugs, all the while claiming
he did not use them.
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