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It is with great joy
and happiness that I can report that Venezuela dictator and
asswipe, Hugo Chavez, has kicked the bucket. The
little piece of shit is dead.
Bravo!
According to Venezuelan
sources, President Shit for Brains ran out of time to battle his
cancer and no longer can torment his people with fear and
intimidation. The dictator who is one of the
most vile and repugnant leaders in modern history, was 58 when he
was called home by his father, El Satan, where a homecoming is now
in process as Daddy roasts his son's ass for all of eternity.
And we are most
thankful for it.
Of course the
puppet government has had to say that the U.S. Government gave him
cancer and there may be some truth to that as President Obama did
give Chavez a book or two and it is almost certain that one of
Obama's books does cause cancer if opened
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There is no word as to whether
Moochelle Obama will find that the Chavez funeral is of sufficient status for
her to horndog her way into getting face time on either our television
networks or on Venezuelan ones.
It is almost certain that the
President would like to attend the funeral of a fellow communist but knowing
that our President is a coward and won't risk anything that might tinge his
reputation here, he will likely send Vice President Bite Me to the Chavez
funeral. Can you imagine having Bite Me at that
funeral?
Here is an excerpt of what Vice
President Bite Me would say at the Chavez Funeral.
"Yo, Hugo! Stand up
and take a bow! We are here to honor you. I bring love from
Barack and Mooches and Nancy Pelosi and Dirtbag Harry also send their regards
and wish they could join you. We should not be sad that your rule
has ended 20-30 years prematurely. We should rejoice in the damage
you've done to your country and that is a model for Barack to follow in the
United States."
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