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More Fun At Other Peoples' Expense Breaking News:   American Idol Still Sucks Ass I nearly forgot that American Idol was lingering around consuming electricity as its audience shrinks with each passing week, but apparently one vagina was cut from the final five leaving four vaginas and no talent to linger for more weeks.     There is no word yet if the judges from this current year will be asked to return or if they'll just disappear like some of the other former American Idol judges don't disappear - apparently Paula Abdul was on hand to get face time - I'm not sure if she has a video to whore or what the deal was but I read she was there.   Big Whoop. The biggest news of the night is that the Judges have not saved any performer this year and there are only four vaginas left - so either a vagina is held over for another week (bet that will smell good) or the season finale will extend from 2 days to 4 days and be over 2 weeks!   Judging by how bad this season has been, can you imagine a season finale that lasts longer than 2 minutes?    Oh, wait - we are talking about vaginas here so it will likely take two weeks of foreplay before one of them gets off. Saudi Gone Buh Bye It is kinda funny to see a leftist regime have to explain its Saudi Arabian decisions after eight years of leftists constantly poking fun at George W. Bush's "oil ties".    Here we now have a supposedly "green" President who is kissing Saudi Ass and giving its nationals preferential treatment.    First we see that a Saudi was named as a person of interest (not quite being named an MVP or VIP) and then he's found to have had nothing to do with the Boston Bombing.    Then we find out that President O-hoe met with some high level Saudi in some area of the White House that would cause less "splaining to do" under the law and then we find out the Saudi person of interest is now off on an airplane and heading back to Saudi Arabia.    Were these connected or did President O-hoe just want to impersonate George W. Bush for a day? I'm No Bomber Watching the news media fall all over themselves to out scoop the other and to rush to claim they've got the hot tip before some blogger does their job, these fools in the lame stream media were posting pictures of just about anyone who looked like a bomber (and they claim the right wing profiles).   Suddenly any male who had a bulge in the wrong spot who had a black bag was a suspect and nearly convicted of being a mad bomber. Today's victims were some 17 year old who was afraid his little brother would think he was a bomber.   The 17 year old was the kid in the blue athletic outfit (that was out of fashion in 1984 but worn by most fashion challenged foreigners since).    Then we have some 24  year old who is a coach in some sport (sorry, I don't play one ball sports) and evidently he is innocent as can be.   Wonder if any of these two young men will win an all expense paid one way trip to Saudi Arabia? Texas on Fire and How Not to Play Fireman There was a huge fire and explosion in some Texas town yesterday that has claimed between 5, 15, or 50 lives (or even more!) and had hundreds of injuries - leveling many buildings and causing lots of pain and suffering.    Reports now indicate that the local fire department staffed with several average joes in cowboy hats and cowboy boots tried to put out a fire with water in a plant that has Ammonia.   As I'm no scientist and find the Periodic table to be as offensive as a female period, I just never managed to understand Chemistry other than the smell of two men's liquids mixed together.   But I did read that water and Ammonia (or whatever chemical was there) just don't mix well and can cause an explosion.   So when Fireman Barney Fife used his fire hose on the fire and came into contact with this Di-Hi-Ammonia, the only expected result was BOOOOOOOOOM! President O-hoe Does What He Does Best - Look Like He Gives a Flying Fock About Little People in Pain Today President O-hoe diverted his golf and vacation transport, Air Force One, to go look like someone important and to change his vocal tones to match the scenery.     I say this because this guy is classic - he changes the way he talks and sounds when there are different audiences.   Instead of having an authentic and genuine voice, this fool tries to alter his voice to sound more important or more street or more ghetto.    President O-hoe decided that he could leave the cold corpses of the 20 Sandy Hook children in the hands of his staff as he flew to Boston to whoop it up with his leftist homies.    Of course President O-hoe tried to sound all mean and tough having just finished staring down a fat, North Korean dictator who has nuclear weapons and is seemingly willing to use them.    I'm sure that the terrorists or right wing fanatics that just hate government are really scared when O-hoe gets all tough and abandons his metrosexuality long enough to appear to have testicles.    I think that our enemies will be like the Martians in "Mars Attacks" and will be laughing their asses off at the guy who sounds like a white preacher but doesn't look like one. Michelle O-hoe Wants Her Own Clothing Line It hasn't been much of a fun time to be Michelle O-hoe lately.   After having the normal let down of having managed to horn dog her way onto the "Oscars" show and then hosting famous musicians on seemingly every other weekend at the White House that is closed to the little people for tours, Michelle just needs something more in life than having a garden that is cared for by others (unless the camera is on her and then she can show her big ass to the sun). So, rumors are now running through Washington that Michelle wants to be a clothes designer and wants to have her own line of clothes that she can market when she becomes a former first mooch and returns to private life.   This report thinks that the clothing line will feature grass stains, torn jeans, and other retro features that will go with her green street cred that she so covets.   But there is the off chance that Moochie will decide to try to be elegant (like wrapping a freight train in velvet) and have fancy dress for big foots. Joe Bite Me Sheds a Tear During the televised temper tantrum of President O-hoe after having his Democrats abandon his gun rights theft act of 2013, not much attention was given to O-hoe's sidekick, Joe Bite Me, as he shed several tears for the cameras.   With Bite Me being behind him while he lambasted everyone but himself for offering a bogus bill, President O-hoe was comforting Gabby Giffords (she took a bullet for her team) and was also consoling one of his parent props of the 20 dead kids from Sandy Hook.   Evidently Joe Bite Me was so touched that he was nearly balling in the background.   It should be noted that Joe Bite Me has never shed a tear for any child killed by a drunk driver in deaths that equal those from gunshot homicides. Apple Stock Takes An iDump This report has virtually no use for anything with an Apple on it other than to consume in vast quantities in the form of an apple pie, so there is much joy when I see that Apple stock is going down the shitter with the flush of its own failure to produce anything of value for the money.   After hovering over $400 for an extended foreplay moment, Apple stock has now gone down to under $400 closing at around $392 - or nearly half the value it had six or so months ago. Leftists are just devastated that their pride and joy company that is neither green nor kind to labor laws has suddenly taken a back seat to those evil oil company folks who reside at Exxon - which now is the most valuable company.    It is odd that since George W. Bush is no longer President that an oil company could be number one again, but I'm sure Rachel Madcow and her asswipe partner, Chris Mathews, will find a way to connect the decline of Apple to the Bush years. Government Motors Betting The Farm on Rear Wheel Drive and V-8 Engines. You remember Government Motors - that company that cost American taxpayers $50 billion and with interest carrying charges of about $1 billion per year into perpetuity (for leftists - that means FOREVER) - the company that sold us that they had this great electric car named the Volt only to then change their mind and resell it to us as a hybrid of some kind?   Well, the company that is selling the electric Edsel is now spending billions on thirsty, rear wheel drive V-8 cars just as their CEO, President O-hoe, claims to advocate for green energy and failed Electric cars like Fisker.    While Ford Motor Company which saved itself the old-fashioned way by mortgaging everything including the CEO's testicles, is investing in 3 and 4 cylinder engines and third generation hybrids which really are world class best, Government Motors doesn't seem to understand that you can't sell many cars that have V-8 engines if you have to make 50 mpgs for a fleet average. There is one way that Government Motors will be able to pull this off - President O-hoe can penalize Americans by requiring them to buy Government Motors products over Ford's and then look the other way when Government Motors sells 18 mpg V-8 cars to Hollywood types as they also sell them a Volt. President O-Hoe Re-Evaluates His Vacation Plans in Wake of the Boston Bombings Apparently the President is re-assessing his next vacation which is due any minute and plans on vacationing outside of the United States where he will feel safer. Maxine "Stone Puss" Waters Joins Sheila Jackson Lee's "Safer Ball Bearing" Bill Maxine "Stone Puss" Waters is a haggard old cow Democrat who dates back to the Clinton era when she was sucking up to him as some intern was sucking off the President.    Stone Puss, 88, who has had her share of legal issues and massive appearances of impropriety in the way a bank was bailed out which happened to be run by a relative, has decided to re-kindle her idiotic legislative resume by teaming up with Space Alien cum Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee who we reported on having authored the "Safer Ball Bearing Act of 2013" which would require ball bearing makers to eschew making ball bearings out of metal and instead make them like little nerf balls so that when terrorists use them in a bomb, people won't be hurt so badly ... I guess she doesn't think that terrorists won't just use M&M's with peanuts if they wanted to hurt people. "I've often admired Sheila's space alien hairstyle," noted Stone Puss as she staggered to the podium as if she'd already started drinking just after breakfast.   "I also believe we need to make bombings safer and that we might have to make nails out of marshmallows so that bomb victims will just end up sticky like having a burned marshmallow splatted on their faces.   At least these people won't lose limbs with safer nails and safer ball bearings.    I might talk with Diane Feinstein to see if we can also require safer bullets instead of limiting the rights of Americans to their firearms."