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10.
Puppet strings used by Dick Cheney to make Dubya talk and act
funny.
9. Military medals that Dubya earned while washing
national guard trash cans.
8. Unopened six pack from an old DUI arrest
7. Note cards to learn what questions children
might ask that Sept. 11th morning.
6. A couple of neck bolts from John F-ing Kerry
found on the campaign trail.
5. An IOU note where his soul was supposed to be.
4. A Dummies Guide to "How to be smarter than a
fifth grader"
3. Weapons of mass distraction
2. Dear Diary.... what am I supposed to write in here?
1. Yabba Dabba Doooo underoos.
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