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Tonight was one of the worst nights I have ever witnessed in any talent show. The theme was "80's night" and it is obvious none of these acts had a clue as to what that meant and even the old farts who lived it, were clueless.    Either the acts were like they were singing under 10 feet of molasses or they had huge pitch problems.    Regardless of the excuse, each act should be sent home.   It was a sorry excuse for two hours of programming. I'd also like to add that even though I am generally supportive of Simon Cowell, he was a complete asshole all night long.   He was insulting to the other judges even going so far as to call them the "three witches".   And that was after he told one to shut up.    Simon often has accurate and spot on criticism, but being a complete asshole is not acceptable.    Perhaps he senses this show is done for with ratings so low that it would still be the number one show on MSNBC on any night.   But then again, so would a show about "cleaning cat litter boxes". And so now I'll have my chance to diss the acts because they all sucked. Alex & Sierra Never great and almost always off, this duo is wretched tonight.   They were off key, lost the pace and melody of the song, and generally demonstrated that they better fock well, because together they are absolutely awful as singers.    I'm not sure who is worse - the cunt with the braids who looks like some 1960's liberal hippie or her semen contributor who is a classic metrosexual, millenial wimp who fancies himself to be the end all of men.    This group was horrific tonight.   My cat was so upset she wouldn't cover them with litter and left the smell of their performance in the air. Carlito Olivero It must suck being on stage only because  you are a hispanic male.    This guy has no talent and is not particularly good looking.   I'd give up men if he were the last man on earth.   He has no singing ability and is only there for demographics to attract illegal alien voters. Ellona Santiago If you dare sing a Whitney Houston song, sing it with energy.   I swear, Whitney could have been exhumed and delivered a superior performance with her corpse decomposing before us.   This performance looked like some cheap Chinese karaoke performance - she looked like a slut - an oriental who-ah.   This was one of the worst performances ever on a cut down show in any tv show ever.    The only thing she didn't say was "I sucky fucky for two dollah". Jeff Gutt He was awful tonight and is past his expiration date.    He is due to go home soon since he only can really sing one song and I've even forgotten which one that was.   Totally unremarkable. Josh Levi Another demographic contestant who is only on stage because he's young and black - he destroyed a Michael Jackson song and clearly wanted us to think he's Michael Jackson.   Well, sadly, Michael even in his grave could deliver a better performance and just because you have a penis does not make you sexy - those baggy ass white pants looked like they belonged on a 300 pound white woman.   This guy has no game.   Sadly he wasn't the worst but he never deserved to be brought back on any grounds other than to add some color to the contestant makeup. Khaya Cohen All around awful.   Hardly recognized the tune and she just has a face you want to punch.   I hope she disappears tomorrow. Lille McCloud She lived during the 80's and her song was so awful.   I usually love her classic 1960's persona - but tonight I was trying to disconnect the signal during her performance.    Sadly there were more performers that were worse. Rachel Potter She thinks she's country but really is cunty.    I can't stand this cow.   She has a face I'd smash with my purse and she shrieks and shrieks.   If you could give a voice to a vagina, it would sound like Rachel.   She comes across as the missing syrupy sweet sister to the cunt Sierra in the hippie duo, but she wears cowgirl boots and just plain sucks.   If I could get a free murder and still go to heaven and do no jail time, I'd knife her out of existence.   I loathe her that much. Restless Road Normally I am smitten by the hunkiness of several of the guys and fancy myself a major league crotch watcher anticipating the size report contained within each of their jeans. Tonight, they were ... awful.   They strayed from country and it was a failure of the first order.   At least when they sang together they had some harmony which is more than Alex and Sierra have.   Rion Paige Even she sucked - looked like flipper stranded on a beach.   I really had to turn away because the song was just awful.   She shrieked and shrieked.   She'll remain because she's the basket case for this season after the other one with Tourette's Syndrome was booted - at least I won't have to watch his 1960's look with that croqueted hat he wears.   Sweet Suspense Put three vaginas on stage and ask them to perform like a caricature of a 1980's act and you have a performance that was silly, weak, and disgusting.   Tim Olstad One week Simon said he was a funeral director - tonight he actually had moments with a pulse.   Sadly he'll be sent home because he has the charisma of a newspaper and the chubby looks that offers no sexual attraction.   He is better than half of the others, but because he is not hip, he'll go home very soon. Overall Analysis Each act could be sent home since no one was good tonight.    I suspect that Tim Olstad will go home because he has no sex appeal and is boring.   I don't even imagine what size peen he has since he is so uninteresting.    Jeff Gutt will likely join him as the show cuts 12 to 10 on Thursday.   Jeff has a nice back story but he is not particularly good.    With so many horrible performances to wade through, volume makes it so that the worst of the worst will have to go.    Finally the acts have sunk to the lows of X-Factor's ratings which are disappearing like Obama's credibility and poll numbers.