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Drum
Roll - Here's My Take on Diva's Week |
| Alex
& Sierra
These two
make me want to hurl - they are awful as singers - my ears
try to sue me for cruel and unusual punishment - to look
at them is sickening - nothing worse that a straight
couple that makes goo goo eyes at each other - a woman who
almost ovulates in public and the guy who is apparently a
male only because he claims facial hair makes him
one. He is digusting - metrosexual -
wimpy, pussy-whipped piece of shit.
They are
going to sing a Destiny's Child song - egads - he is in a
black leather coat that looks too small - she's in a
nuclear green outfit with spandex that shows her hip
contours - vomit. They are off tune as
usual and her face when she sings is like she needs to
take a dump so badly. They are making me
want to hurl - now they are looking like a couple that
needs to take their act to the couples section of
Chaturbate. Is there such a thing as
your hearing causing you to want to commit murder to get
the noise to stop. This sucked dog
shit. This was so pitchy and
bitchy. She has on ruby red lipstick and it
exacerbates her mouth that is as big as a wide mouth bass
- I never noticed that she has a mouth like Carol Channing
- it could swallow an aircraft carrier.
Of course
the judges were falling all over themselves for this
absolute garbage.
Now another
dose of syrupy pussy-whippin - more metrosexualism - that
stupid knit hat and awful vocals - singing to each other -
I'm going to hurl - pitchy - it was shrieky and
awful. Hopefully that sinks them. |
| Carlito
Olivero
Pandering
Latino hack that cannot sing.
Worthless. Get the hell out of this competition. Second
song - hopefully he'll sing in English this time - this is
not Mexico - I resent that pandering he did in the first
song. Sounded like some awful nasally cover of a
song you'd see on youtube. Not a great vocal -
there he goes - pandering to illegal aliens with the
spanish version - get rid of this clown. This
is America - you are singing on America's X-Factor, not
Mexico's - pathetic. REVOLTING. |
| Ellona
Santiago
What
happens when you take a woman usually that looks like a
cheap Chinese Hooker and you put her in an outfit and
hairstyle that looks like Jeannie from "I Dream A
Jeannie"? You get a shrill, worthless
who-ah that can't sing. The judges loved her
but she was flat and shrieky to my ears. Her
looks made me glad I'm gay since I would so beg for her to
be in a burkha. If the guys who want a whore
to watch vote, she could make it through to the top
four. Otherwise, she's toast if anyone with
hearing or eyesight votes.
Second song
for this whore - now she looks like some anime japanese
chick - gawd awful and flat - no personality - the
batteries kicked in on her vibrator and she came to life -
still off key as always. The question is -
will she bad enough to go into the bottom two?
Definitely not a top act. |
| Jeff
Gutt
Once again
this guy surprised the audience - last year he didn't make
it into the final cuts to be on the show - this year he
could be in the top four. Second
song - "Daniel" by Elton John - Jeff's brother
is named Daniel. OMG - what a wonderful
version. This dark horse nailed
it. What a beautiful version - I'm
crying. Wow! |
| Restless
Road
Disclosure
- love these guys - when I see these guys I want to drop
to my knees and become a cum pig. They are
tantalizingly delicious to look at. And
since I love Country Music, I adore these guys as a group
- this week they brought their A game and the harmonies
were spot on. First song would be good enough
for the top four. The second song will likely
be a game changer for all acts.
Second Song
- beautiful harmonies- individually their strongest
performance - very tight and moving - wow they are good
tonight. Damn - they know they hit it - they
were crying at the end. Amazing.
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| Rion
Paige
I'm tired
of her. This has gone on long
enough. Enough with the charity vote - she's
not ready and needs to go home now. Second
song was okay - like bringing a cap gun to a gunfight -
this is a child and it shows. She's not
ready. Was like a middle school performance. |
| Overall
Analysis
I wish Alex
and her Lesbian lover would leave, but it will likely be
Carlito and Rion leaving. |
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