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Wednesday, December 4, 2013

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Tonight was the "Diva" night and this was a mixed bag - some were great - some were awful.

Second song was "unplugged" - no gimmicks, dancers, background singers.   It is all the performer.

Drum Roll - Here's My Take on Diva's Week

Alex & Sierra

These two make me want to hurl - they are awful as singers - my ears try to sue me for cruel and unusual punishment - to look at them is sickening - nothing worse that a straight couple that makes goo goo eyes at each other - a woman who almost ovulates in public and the guy who is apparently a male only because he claims facial hair makes him one.    He is digusting - metrosexual - wimpy, pussy-whipped piece of shit.

They are going to sing a Destiny's Child song - egads - he is in a black leather coat that looks too small - she's in a nuclear green outfit with spandex that shows her hip contours - vomit.    They are off tune as usual and her face when she sings is like she needs to take a dump so badly.    They are making me want to hurl - now they are looking like a couple that needs to take their act to the couples section of Chaturbate.    Is there such a thing as your hearing causing you to want to commit murder to get the noise to stop.    This sucked dog shit.   This was so pitchy and bitchy.   She has on ruby red lipstick and it exacerbates her mouth that is as big as a wide mouth bass - I never noticed that she has a mouth like Carol Channing - it could swallow an aircraft carrier.   

Of course the judges were falling all over themselves for this absolute garbage.

Now another dose of syrupy pussy-whippin - more metrosexualism - that stupid knit hat and awful vocals - singing to each other - I'm going to hurl - pitchy - it was shrieky and awful.    Hopefully that sinks them.

Carlito Olivero

Pandering Latino hack that cannot sing.    Worthless.  Get the hell out of this competition.

Second song - hopefully he'll sing in English this time - this is not Mexico - I resent that pandering he did in the first song.  Sounded like some awful nasally cover of a song you'd see on youtube.   Not a great vocal - there he goes - pandering to illegal aliens with the spanish version - get rid of this clown.   This is America - you are singing on America's X-Factor, not Mexico's - pathetic.  REVOLTING.

Ellona Santiago

What happens when you take a woman usually that looks like a cheap Chinese Hooker and you put her in an outfit and hairstyle that looks like Jeannie from "I Dream A Jeannie"?   You get a shrill, worthless who-ah that can't sing.   The judges loved her but she was flat and shrieky to my ears.   Her looks made me glad I'm gay since I would so beg for her to be in a burkha.   If the guys who want a whore to watch vote, she could make it through to the top four.   Otherwise, she's toast if anyone with hearing or eyesight votes.

Second song for this whore - now she looks like some anime japanese chick - gawd awful and flat - no personality - the batteries kicked in on her vibrator and she came to life - still off key as always.   The question is - will she bad enough to go into the bottom two?   Definitely not a top act.

Jeff Gutt

Once again this guy surprised the audience - last year he didn't make it into the final cuts to be on the show - this year he could be in the top four.

Second song - "Daniel" by Elton John - Jeff's brother is named Daniel.  OMG - what a wonderful version.   This dark horse nailed it.   What a beautiful version - I'm crying.   Wow!

Restless Road

Disclosure - love these guys - when I see these guys I want to drop to my knees and become a cum pig.   They are tantalizingly delicious to look at.    And since I love Country Music, I adore these guys as a group - this week they brought their A game and the harmonies were spot on.   First song would be good enough for the top four.   The second song will likely be a game changer for all acts. 

Second Song - beautiful harmonies-  individually their strongest performance - very tight and moving - wow they are good tonight.   Damn - they know they hit it - they were crying at the end.  Amazing.

Rion Paige

I'm tired of her.   This has gone on long enough.   Enough with the charity vote - she's not ready and needs to go home now. 

Second song was okay - like bringing a cap gun to a gunfight - this is a child and it shows.   She's not ready.   Was like a middle school performance.

Overall Analysis

I wish Alex and her Lesbian lover would leave, but it will likely be Carlito and Rion leaving.  

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