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Two little "minnows" aged 6 and 9 compile a list about rules for boyfriends.   And then I show the list that happens when the minnows grow to full-fledged fish with tits and functioning vajayjay. Minnow Version Nice handwriting Cuteness Likes parents Not living with parents Good manners Good artist Dresses well Takes you to nice places Likes and wants children Nice jewelry Listens Doesn't pick his nose (or yours) No kissing on first date Marry someone who respects you Smart Good cook Has a good job Always happy Clean Respects different religions Last name not weird Very fun Makes you laugh Eats healthy Takes care of body Doesn't tattletale Brushes teeth and flosses Likes your job Takes care of pet If you were looking for love, chances are these might be on your list: Cuteness. Dresses well. Takes you to nice places. Last name not weird. These -- along with 27 other requirements -- made the list of "boyfriend rules" written by Brooke and Blaire, 9 and 6 years old, respectively. The list was photographed by their mom Gabrielle Daniels and shared on her Twitter account @AroundTownGabby. And while the specifications above might be found on a woman of any age's list, there are a few that could only come from little girls and their vision of the world. Among those? Rule no. 13: Don't pick your nose. Also, make sure he "doesn't tattle tale." And even more important? The no. 1 rule: "nice hand writing." The Boston-area mom said she "thought it was hilarious." Her older daughter, Brooke, wanted to help her little sister understand what's important in boyfriends. But, their mom admitted, both girls' frame of reference when it comes to anything boyfriend-related is Disney. Yet the girls show wisdom that seems beyond their years. They included respects different 'religens,' " "marry someone who respects you," "likes YOUR job" and "listens" on the list as well. So does Daniels feel confident in her kids' ability to select a good guy when the time comes to date? Maybe not. "I've told them that they can't date until they are 25."   From ABCNews Functional Vajayjay Version Has a thick wallet with deep pockets Buys me expensive shit Doesn't fall asleep after sex Has a huge peen Looks amazing but is no gym rat Doesn't expect me to swallow Shaves his pubes so he can look like a girl. Shaves all other body hair that I tell him to shave so he is my chick. Doesn't want sex more than once a month. Talks about his feelings Listens to my version of reality Has no body odor Chews with his mouth closed Doesn't scratch his junk in front of me or others Let's me pick out his clothes Takes me out to eat whenever I damn want it Buys me expensive stuff on my birthday, Valentine's Day, and every day I designate as being important. Is a bad boy so I can break him into my little pony. Breath smells good Bathes/Showers daily Never shows up in bed with back or ass hair or I'll kick him to the couch. Remembers all important relationship date including the first time our eyes met, our lips touched, and my mother's birthday. Has a nice tongue and knows how to use it. Enjoys eating me out as much as I enjoy eating out Never talks about any of his prior girl friends. Doesn't dress gay but dresses well Never masturbates without me Gives me access to all his social media accounts and email Buys me a car better than he drives Buys me a house with huge closets and he can have the one in the garage. Must get me a maid Knows how to operate a vacuum Does the dishes Puts the toilet seat down Keeps his eyes on me at all times.