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UV NEWS - Having
first managed to visit and to bow to every two bit tyrant and
dictator on the planet (save for North Korea's Kim Not So Hung),
United States President, Barack Hussein Obama, visited with a
true rock star, the new Pope, a man who actually lives and
practices shared sacrifice and has yet to take a vacation while
in office.
The New Pope,
Pope Francis, is a true living testament to seeking to help the
infirm and those who cannot help themselves and has actually
done more to change and to improve his government in his short
one year tenure than President Barack Hussein Obama has in six
years.
The Pope, showing
that he has a sense of humor, made sure he was first in
exchanging a gift with the American President as they shock
hands upon meeting. Typically President Obama
will command an underling to present to the person whom he
is shaking his hand a wonderful multi-DVD disk collection of
Obama's greatest speeches (now numbering over 25,000 on a 1,000
DVD set that weighs nearly 100 pounds including the weight of
the leather case binding). It should be noted
that Queen Elizabeth got off easy with an early visit by Obama
when she only had to endure a 10 DVD set of Obama's Greatest
Speeches.
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The Pope's gift to
the arrogant American President was a copy of Pope Francis'
first book written while Pope - "So You Fancy Yourself As a
Messiah?" - a very stern self-help book for those people
who think they know it all, can do the opposite of what they
say, to lie and to distort, to talk with a big stick and to
blame personal failures on others, to take credit for everything
that is good, and to then act like he's doing his country a
favor by vacationing, playing more rounds of golf than anyone
but Arnold Palmer, and throwing fancy parties that cost millions
to put on while he has added more permanently unemployed folks
to the roles than any President ever and has added more national
debt in his six years than all Presidents prior to him including
the two named Bush.
The Pope chuckled
as he handed the book that he personally wrote without a ghost
writer - a point he made to the American President since Obama
can't say that. Of course the American President
smiled for the cameras but was heard off cam saying that
"that little Troll just dissed me!" and he threw the
book at one of Obama's handlers and went off to play a round of
golf.
The Pope
meanwhile had the President's DVD's packed and sent off to North
Korea.
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