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Wednesday, April 9, 2014

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Last Week The Save Was Used
The worst wasn't put up for sacrifice, but hopefully she will be gone tomorrow.


Jena Irene
Starting first is New Jersey horse's ass face - 80's week  - she's dressed in red plaid top with blue plaid pants -  absolutely ghastly - "I Love Rock and Roll" sung like a high school musical - this is incongruent.   Very weak vocals.    I hardly recognized this song - she ruined the first part and merely shrieked the last part.   She's holding the microphone like she's gonna go down on it.   Keith liked it and JayHoe didn't.   Harry Conartist didn't know what he thought.   The presentation was original.   It was awful.

Dexter Roberts
A fitting number two.   It wasn't great.  It didn't suck.  It was okay - and for him that was a homerun.  It was definitely better than the number one ahead of him.

Dexter did a song with the imitation 80's rocker with red hair.  It was off tune - didn't blend.   It was two plodding trains hitting head on.   Plodding mess is the result.   Then half way through the song they blended.   WTF?  It was like they stumbled onto their place - at that point it was okay.


Malaya Watson
The bitch is up third - absolutely can't stand this cunt - she is so arrogant and full of herself.   She was flat and sharp throughout the whole performance.   Considering how much she fancies herself she was underwhelming and shrieky.

Did a duo with CJ - she is such an arrogant asshole - she is pitchy and bitchy.  He was okay.   What was disconcerting is that she was trying to squat like she was going to take a dump.


Jessica Meuse
Is doing a Blondie song.  Flat and karaoke like.   We know she's a so-called rocker but this is just ordinary as hell.   There is no intensity or energy to it - she's half-stepping through this just mouthing the words.   JayHoe's face during part of it was an expression of pain.   And my ears know that first hand.

Sam Woolf
Sang Cyndi Lauper - you could hardly recognize this turd of a performance.   There will be no save - he's gone.  It was off key and awful.

Alex Preston
Did a Police song.  It was weak and childish - it was gimmicky and totally unrecognizable from the original.   It could have been one of the worst performances on American Idol - disjointed - nothing was connected together in a melody.    Ghastly.   He wanted to do his own thing.  It was pure crap.

C.J. Harris
Did "Freefallin" by Tom Petty - These fools are destroying good songs - blowing up wonderful melodies and implementing "know it all" millenial bullshit.   This was horrible - off tune - garbage - send all these bastards home.   It might not be so bad but the whole thing is pitchy and none of the notes work.

Caleb Johnson
Caveman Caleb is doing a Journey song - that would be like a Sherman Tank doing ballet.   This has all the makings of a disaster of epic proportions....

And it is a disaster - that voice is not delicate enough to pull this off it.   This is the problem with TV - watch it and you get a totally different impression from listening to it with your back turned - without the visual of the caveman that this pathetic performer is the performance wasn't half bad - watching it was vomit inducing.   The problem is that this jerk will win American Idol because he has no competition - it isn't that he's talented - he's just a performer and the rest are mouthing the words.

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