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playlists are constantly updated and videos may be reordered as I see a better placement
Wednesday, April 9, 2014
Thunderview News - thunderview.blogspot.com
Last
Week The Save Was Used
The
worst wasn't put up for sacrifice, but hopefully she
will be gone tomorrow.
Jena
Irene
Starting
first is New Jersey horse's ass face - 80's week -
she's dressed in red plaid top with blue plaid pants
- absolutely ghastly - "I Love Rock and
Roll" sung like a high school musical - this is
incongruent. Very weak
vocals. I hardly recognized this song
- she ruined the first part and merely shrieked the last
part. She's holding the microphone like
she's gonna go down on it. Keith liked it
and JayHoe didn't. Harry Conartist didn't
know what he thought. The presentation was
original. It was awful.
Dexter
Roberts
A
fitting number two. It wasn't great.
It didn't suck. It was okay - and for him that was
a homerun. It was definitely better than the
number one ahead of him.
Dexter
did a song with the imitation 80's rocker with red
hair. It was off tune - didn't blend.
It was two plodding trains hitting head on.
Plodding mess is the result. Then half way
through the song they blended. WTF? It
was like they stumbled onto their place - at that point
it was okay.
Malaya
Watson
The
bitch is up third - absolutely can't stand this cunt -
she is so arrogant and full of herself. She
was flat and sharp throughout the whole
performance. Considering how much she
fancies herself she was underwhelming and shrieky.
Did a duo
with CJ - she is such an arrogant asshole - she is
pitchy and bitchy. He was okay. What
was disconcerting is that she was trying to squat like
she was going to take a dump.
Jessica
Meuse
Is
doing a Blondie song. Flat and karaoke
like. We know she's a so-called rocker but
this is just ordinary as hell. There is no
intensity or energy to it - she's half-stepping through
this just mouthing the words. JayHoe's face
during part of it was an expression of pain.
And my ears know that first hand.
Sam Woolf
Sang
Cyndi Lauper - you could hardly recognize this turd of a
performance. There will be no save - he's
gone. It was off key and awful.
Alex
Preston
Did
a Police song. It was weak and childish - it was
gimmicky and totally unrecognizable from the
original. It could have been one of the
worst performances on American Idol - disjointed -
nothing was connected together in a
melody. Ghastly. He wanted
to do his own thing. It was pure crap.
C.J.
Harris
Did
"Freefallin" by Tom Petty - These fools are
destroying good songs - blowing up wonderful melodies
and implementing "know it all" millenial
bullshit. This was horrible - off tune -
garbage - send all these bastards home. It
might not be so bad but the whole thing is pitchy and
none of the notes work.
Caleb
Johnson
Caveman
Caleb is doing a Journey song - that would be like a
Sherman Tank doing ballet. This has all the
makings of a disaster of epic proportions....
And it is
a disaster - that voice is not delicate enough to pull
this off it. This is the problem with TV -
watch it and you get a totally different impression from
listening to it with your back turned - without the
visual of the caveman that this pathetic performer is
the performance wasn't half bad - watching it was vomit
inducing. The problem is that this jerk will
win American Idol because he has no competition - it
isn't that he's talented - he's just a performer and the
rest are mouthing the words.
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