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The Finals Show Switcharoo How to screw with your ratings by moving your most important show Of all the dumbest moves that you can make with your supposedly most important show. Move the competition night to an earlier night! I don't watch that much "network" television these days having cut my cable and watching dvd box sets or downloading videos from itunes for series shows. So when American Idol decided to move its finals performance show to a night before it normally does, I was, well... miffed and surprised.    Had I not turned on the television to check out a new over the air television antenna that I had installed, I would not have noticed that American Idol was even on - the channel on the television just happened to be on FOX and I caught Big and Greasy's last performance.    Well, at least I didn't have to see that piece of shit Jena (affectionately called Mothra or the nose). So now I am watching this show on youtube not having known what the performances were like (except for Big and Greasy's final).    I haven't read anything about the show from last night so I will approach this as if I am virginal. American Idol deserves these two - a horrific singer in Big and Greasy who has a limited appeal - and that witch cunt hag of Jena who is so limited in her range and vocal ability.   The real question is going to be if there are enough blind male voters who will vote for her or if there are enough viewers on acid to vote for Big and Greasy.   Those with working ears will be like conservative voters taking a look at Mitt Romney and saying "no way in hell". What has become obvious watching the first two rounds is that American Idol has decided they want the cunt to win - this is a total setup - a con job - just like X-Factor pre-ordained the talentless duo to win and then pandered to hispanics, American Idol has sold out crafting this show to favor the cunt and to minimize the actual performer in Big and Greasy.  Absolutely disgusting. Based on how this show was set up, the cunt will win and it was not based on anything she did tonight - it was how the producers sacked Big and Greasy with limitations.   This also reminds me of another X-Factor when the trash was taken out and the hispanic chick was brought back from the dead to win.    These shows are rigged and biased.    Tonight American Idol is so blatantly sandbagged in favor of the cunt. Big and Greasy had to do an Aerosmith song as chosen by Simon Fuller - typical of him he can't perform without his phallic microphone stand in which he will no doubt hump during the show.   This song is proof that he is being set up - forced to sing (which he can't) and giving the cunt Mothra a chance to shriek her way to voters' hearts who want her vagina and tits to be seen (vomit).   On a positive note, it looks like Big and Greasy washed his hair for the finals.   It wasn't a great performance on any level - typical microphone stand theatrics and a marginal vocal at best.   If this was a set up by Simon to keep the cunt in the running, it worked.   Neither were good, but Big and Greasy was kneecapped.   The performance ended with a karaoke version of the original and way overdone.   Round one goes to the cunt because she actually sucked less and when a big and greasy hits the water, it makes a big mess. Big and Greasy's retreaded second song was Paul McBarfy's "Baby I'm Amazed" - at least this was a song that required skill to pull off - over at the cunt camp she retreads only piano acts - Big and Greasy actually has to stand on his own two feet and try to put some effort into it - no lounge act here - no plodding and lazy performance.   The question is whether memorex cunt performance will trump a real live performance by a true performer (I still don't like him).    Advantage to the cunt just because of the setup by the American Idol producers.   The judges have sold out to the cunt.   This show is getting embarrassingly biased. Poor Big and Greasy - propped up to be the one to beat and then shackled by the producers with a poor first song choice and with the cunt being allowed to do whatever she wanted.    The producers took the showmanship out of Big and Greasy and tied him up - except on the third song where Big and Greasy let it loose with the best performance of the night.   It wasn't the best vocally, but if you were buying tickets to a show of his, you got more than a gimmick of a snowjob - you would be seeing a true performer with a modicum of talent - and he has far more than the cunt.   He clearly won the third round but I am afraid that this won't be enough to overcome the set up by the producers to make this a game.    This was like asking Tom Brady to play on one leg and to throw with his other arm. The cunt came out with a very weak vocal - it wasn't understated - it was underdone - a totally horrific luke warm effort that she put together thinking she is hot shit and can do anything she wants - her voice is always awful - she can't project - she has two volumes - death and volcanic - her tone is near masculine with no flavor of sweetness.   At times she was overpowered by the band.   When she goes volcanic, it is nauseating - like a dog being skinned alive by a Chinese restaurateur.   This was the same old garbage we've come to expect from this bitch.   The judges showed their bias giving her props and none of them were honest. Cunt's second song was a rehash of another tired performance she did this season - I swear she just does things over and over without any originality whatsoever.    When she needs to make it seem like she has any talent, she hides behind a piano - just as Big and Greasy hides behind a microphone stand - I am so over this overrated cunt!   She has horrible delivery - truncating words - turning "ing" into "in" - and she is so arrogant in her delivery thinking she can rebrand a song like that Prancing Prince.    As much as I deplore Babs, at least she has talent - this cunt is simply a Jersey shore wannabee lounge act.   Indeed the set up to crown her American Idol has been done - this is such a snow job - a con job by the producers to crown a chick - this show will not come down to actual performances - it is about staging and snake oil salesmanship. Third song - unremarkable - sounds like a million other female pop performances - nothing catchy - shrieky and howling.    A dime a dozen performance that has the originality of the 5 millionth Toyota Corolla.