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The Final Three Show Is Here! Big and Greasy will soon know who be in the finals with him. This season has been a total disaster and the last results show (last Thursday) was one of the lowest rated American Idol shows ever.   The franchise is in a tailspin and the talk is that next season will have the shows pruned in length and other changes will be made. The solution is truly simple - pick the best talent - not what meets your "diversity" needs - or what has the best back story which will pull at the heart strings.    America doesn't care if you have all hispanic, chinese, japanese, black, or white folk - they just want people who are talented and who can sing! This show will have three performances - first song is by Randy "Dawg" and the second is by the judges and third by the contestants' home towns!    Happy!  Happy!   Joy!   Joy! Commentary as this show is going on...., how could you justify having anyone but Big & Greasy in the finals?   The other two singers have no talent and are overrated - neither can sing - they are gimmicks. Big and Greasy is under the weather we are told - this won't matter since he can't sing anyway - but will he able to scream like he usually does? "Never Tear Us Apart" is his first song - I'm over his needing to rape the microphone stand with each performance - he holds it like he's in serious love and lust with the chromium phallus - and yes, he screamed his song with ever increasing velocity of noise - a true one trick pony - a true performer with no hope of joining Carrie Underwood in album sales. This performance was only good when you consider how bad the other two will be - both corpses - one who prances in place - and the other little witch who is horrible every time she takes the stage and who can induce blindness looking at her cheap whore look. Oddly enough the judges weren't licking him all over (ick) like they usually do.   Harry Conartist was worried that Big and Greasy would hurt himself tonight by over singing - making a nod that he must be in next week's finals show to have an audience at all. Second song - "Demons" - am I psychic?   My post about him being from hell seems so spot on now.   One of the most controlled performances he has had but he mistakes yelling for projecting his voice - his voice is going to be shit after this.   Is this a ploy by the judges to keep some hope for competition in this mess? Final song - "Dazed and Confused" by Lead Balloon - the same old tired rocker shit - we've heard this yelling all season long - this is noise - not music - absolutely putrid.    Give the demon props - on his worst night he is better than the other two sorry ass excuses - as much as I loathe the type of music that Caleb sings, he is without a doubt the top performer this year - and he'll join David Cook and the other mediocre winners in being unheard of in two years. Prince Prancing will be up second, and we will all be blessed with more destruction of songs in his own delicious (not!) way.  We will likely get more prancing in place as he lifts his legs like he was some show horse - and I'm sure we'll be delighted to see his metrosexual look - pant legs rolled up to his calves, no socks, and just enough hint of woman to make you wonder.   The huge clown shoes he wears should indicate significant manhood, but likely it is paired with balls the size of peas. "Pompeii" - good grief - this is horrible - high pitched noise - he is dressed like a lipstick lesbian tonight - black outfit with a flowery blouse.    Starts out with a guitar and then goes to the drums - very distracting - very arrogant - he is different without having any talent - then he eschews the instruments and pulls out the microphone and tours the stage.   This song was a mishmash of everything and nothing - an odd and horrific collection of shrieks, pitch issues, and noise. JayHoe was all over herself with praise - Harry Conartist was slobbering but having his usual contempt for other judges by dissing them with his know-it-all persona.  Keith Urban again is the only credible judge with his feedack - specific and spot on.   The only true star in the judging panel gives the best feedback hands down! The second attack on a song by this clown was "Stay" - egads - dressed in canary yellow suit and a disaster of a blouse - black with nuclear pink bizzare patterning.   This song sounds nothing like the original and this is absolutely vomit inducingly awful.   He is not just different - he is an arrogant asswipe who thinks he knows how to change up songs - this was a trainwreck, airplane crash, and sinking of the Titanic all wrapped in one disaster. Last song - "story of my life" - same old tired sound - girlie look - there is nothing here - you've heard this shit all season - nothing new.   Time to flush. Last up is the true bitch - arrogant - self-important - witchy - and ghastly ugly with her over the top makeup. Her song was "Titanium" - absolutely horrific start - pitchy and too low - a true disaster - one of the worst starts to a song in American Idol history - she looked as ghastly as she sounded - black jacket with rivets, nappy hair on one side, white pants borrowed from Prancing Prince and then she was up a mile high with enough fabric to make dresses for the 300 kidnapped chicks in Nigeria. SCREAMING - no vocal control ever with this bitch - she is nothing but showoff - gimmick - absolutely dreadful performance.   There is not enough post production technology that can make her voice something that will play in Peoria. The judges were utterly dishonest and trying desperately to save this mess - once again American Idol is trying to aim for diversity - trying to have a cunt against the meatloaf - dissing the prancing prince to save the shrieking shrew.  And even the MC noted that she was the only girl here. The witch will perform a song by another witch "Heart Attack" by Demi Lovato - she should be drowned for this performance - is was slutty and just awful - that voice is ghastly - if you were listening to this in your car you'd have to pull over and throw up.    Shriek - yell - noise - absolutely awful - this is not music - this is the sound you make after having your lower body and limbs chewed off by a shark. And the last song for the witch is... "Creep" - I think this title fits her perfectly.  Stick her behind a piano and have her do a rerun of a song she's already done.  This is cheap and unimpressive.  She needed more than doing a song she's already done - yelling is not impressive - and she took this song off the table for next week and its time to flush.