Apparently the New England Patriots, a team that is rift with dishonesty and unethical conduct in sports, undertook an action against the National Football League (NFL) rule book and removed air from footballs that were to be used for their Championship game against the Indianapolis Colts this past weekend. Eleven of twelve footballs that they were to use on offense were found to have been under inflated. Somehow one football was within specs.
Of course the sycophants of this team have contrived excuses from the cold weather affecting the balls (but somehow not messing with one of the balls) to the air being removed by intense spiking of the ball by the team drunk, Gronkmothafocka. It has been said that the Colts also played with these balls but that is not a fact. Each team had their own balls for offense. The only time the Colts got to play with the Patriot's ball was when they intercepted it. The Colts must be ball experts since they only needed to sample one ball instead of two like most of us.
So on the cusp of the Pooper Bowl (the NFL makes it impossible to use the real name), we have a distraction - one that overshadows the game itself, but in all fairness, the NFL is not the only source of rules' violations in professional sports.
I enter into this discussion with exhibit two, the Hendricks Motorsports team of Jimmy Johnson in NASCAR - an American racing series. Jimmy Johnson drives for one of the biggest teams - the most well funded and staffed organization in all of motorsports. They have engineers out the ass and have specialists in all departments. Yet during the seven Championships that Jimmy Johnson has won with Hendricks, his team has been caught and penalized no less than fourteen times for breaking the rules. Yet, during those years of violations, they've won seven championships! Penalties have been levied, but they were not enough to prevent the team from winning those championships - ever. Fines were levied - points stripped here and there, but ultimately, the team that has been penalized the most in the last decade managed to win seven times. So when you shop at Lowe's just remember you are supporting a team filled with cheaters and dishonest people.
Need I also mention that Hendrick Motorsports is owned by Rick Hendrick - a convicted felon who rigged prices at his Honda dealership and was caught by Federal Authorities and punished - until then President Bill Clinton, himself an impeached President and disbarred lawyer, managed to make one of his final acts a sweeping pardon of Hendrick's crimes. So much for following the rules....
Sadly, America is dealing with the biggest rule breaker in its history - King Pimple of a Man (aka Barack Hussein Obama) - a man who swore an oath to uphold the Constitution of the United States and who has done nothing of the sort - instead shredding the document when things are too difficult for him to undertake as a real man with a set of testicles bigger than a pin head. This King has the nerve to think that his two elections trump the 2400 (or more) elections of the People's House of Representatives during his current six year reign of terror. Most Presidents - being real men - work to negotiate and to compromise in good faith - to show that they are statesman and to work to influence people toward his way of thinking. But King Pimple is a different kind of man child - he is an arrogant, lying, progressive, neo-communist butt munch who refuses to compromise and expects that his way is the only way and if you disagree, you get mocked at the State of the Union speech as he did last evening. Instead of using the art of diplomacy and the skill of persuasion, King Pimple uses gunpoint diplomacy - he fires at his enemies - he insults them - he mocks them - and then whines when he can't get his way. And since he has a pen and a phone, he supplants having real manhood and issues Executive Actions (no longer even bothering with Executive Orders) and steals power delegated to Congress and now he invalidates provisions of laws, reinterprets what gets in his way, suspends parts he doesn't want to enforce, and a myriad of other actions that no other President has even dreamed of doing - but he is always right and he won his two elections - so fock you for winning yours.
How is it we can expect athletes and race car drivers to obey the rules when our President has appointed himself King and Lord and Master and ignores the rules of our country? Should we expect athletes like the Seattle Seathugs to actually take a piss test using their own piss? Why should these punks obey the rules when King Pimple thinks he is above it all? Why should the New England Cheaters play ball following not only the spirit of the rules but the actual rules themselves? And why should we expect Jimmy Johnson to follow even the basic rules of driving a legal race car when the sanctioning body, NASCAR, allowed the Chevrolet SS to race almost the entire 2013 season without selling ONE to a retail consumer until the last week of October - three weeks before the end of the 2013 season?
Following the rules is for real men. Apparently our nation is run by faux men without the backbone to cross dress while doing it.
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