Attack Republicans.
Attack Police Officers and call them racist and acting stupidly.
Attending funerals of black perpetrators who attack police officers or strong armed convenience store operators just prior to initiating the events that led to their death.
But when it came to show the people of France who had just had something equal to our September 11th that we gave a fock, our Administration was just not going to be bothered. The Unity March that had world leaders in attendance had a low level American Ambassador in the place of someone of importance.
So where were our top four leaders?
President Obama - Still recovering from a sixteen day vacation and preparing to spend $34 billion of your tax dollars on free community college tuition plus hundreds of billions more on plans he'll unveil during his Attack the Nation Speech in a few weeks, the President was said to be watching NFL football and demanding that he be allowed to call offensive plays from the Oval Office. It is rumored the first butt munch Moochelle Obama will have delicious and healthy tree bark with low calorie toe jam as a spread and her mammary milk will be free flowing for all interested parties. Plus it is time for the President to watch as many basketball games so he can compile an effective NCAA basketball bracket that doesn't disintegrate during the first round like the last six years he has tried.
Vice President Joe Bite Me - He was preparing to do his own "I'm going to Disney World" as part of his duties for 2015 where he'll essentially become invisible unless King Pimple needs to take the heat off his backside after the Attack the Nation speech. Sensing he could be allowed outside without a leash, Joe Bite Me is eager to spin on the t-cups and to be able to go on a big boy ride at Space Mountain later this month. Joe was simply too busy polishing his teeth and sticking hair follicles back in his scalp with model glue to be bothered to go to France. There will be later opportunities for him to spend tens of millions on two day junkettes later this year.
Secretary of the State of Confusion, John F-ing Kerry, Who Served in Vietnam - he was busy doing "official business" and getting a new body suit fitted for the upcoming warmer months when he and his bitch, Terreza, can become one with seals and other marine mammal life while living it up on a yacht where Kerry has it parked to avoid paying taxes.
Dingleberry of Justice, Eric Holder - Holder was actually in Paris on this very day and had met with someone who knew someone who might have known something about France. Holder excused himself from the parade after being invited saying that since there weren't enough black victims in the crime that he had no business trying to get anyone worked up over crimes that could not incite violence in a country where no one could vote for a Democrat. Plus, Jewish people died in this and Holder has been one of those guys who just has no need for Jewish people unless they are Democrat donors and he needs to extort them over some legal manner to get increased donations.
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