Neil Patrick Harris (NPH) was flat, awful, not funny, and made wishing for a corpse to replace him came across my mind more than once.
Who thought a gay man could make desiring for Whoopie Ass Goldbugger a wet dream?
I didn't catch the beginning of the show, but I did see when JayHoe came on with her mammaries all but deployed. Chris Pine was next to her and his pants showed his phaser very well.
NPH then went into the audience just as Ellen did and he was even worse than she was.
Then there was a horrific music act - it was ear-splitting awful. Oprah got a Lego Oscary Award. The audience clapped like they weren't sure about what they just saw.
There was a terrible Cadihack commercial - but that begs when has there been a good one?
Now everyone has a Lego Oscary award - participation trophy for the leftist idiot hollywood crowd.
Short film, excessive thank you speech. The "phone call" was shorter.
Saw John Travolta - scary - scary - was like a wax figure that clapped.
Took a lot of balls to pick on the black dress with black balls, NPH. Even I didn't go there - her kid committed suicide, asshole!
Crowd dumbfounded on who Glen Campbell is. Note to other singers, Tim McGraw can sing without being digitally enhanced afterwards. He nailed Glen's song.
NPH in tighty whities - a new low for the Oscary Awards. Now porn has a place in the show.
Video of NPH disaster. I love tighty whities - but not on a non-porn awards show.
Jared Leto looking all nasty and greasy - nothing has changed.
Some cunt award winner just vomited Equal Pay which is a baseless claim when women don't work equal hours or equal tenure and ensure that they get time off for baby making.
For the record, most men wore pants that really highlighted their real talent.
Best production design winner - female - dress was straining to container her - must have been carbon fiber dress to withstand the lard pressures. Humans with a shape like that should wear non-tight fitting outfits - every lard fold was visible in HD.
This year's Oscary Awards was brought to you by the funeral home to the stars - Coke, Overdose, and Hangman's noose.
I love Meryl Streep - one of the half dozen in Hollywood with real acting talent - sadly she was previewing the parade of dead people. Remarkably horrific - not even a hand of applause for Robin Williams - someone with unquestioned talent - then the cow Jennifer Hudson came out - noise from the barnyard.
NPH was so awful tonight that the only thing he'l be remembered for his his underwear. Nothing he said was funny - it was often tacky or petty - and never delivered well. This should end him ever doing this again. Just as Ellen bombed last year, NPH should have called in sick.
Racist song promoting "Selma" - hands up is a fraud and is a direct racist phrase.
Lady Gag Gag has a new career - doing Julie Andrews covers. Very good impersonation.
Eddie Murphy looked sharp tonight - white tux jacket - crisp blue shirt - first class!
OMG - Oprah Winfrey is the size of a parade float now - there is so much of her once again.
Touching remarks from "Imitation Gang" (whatever that is) screenplay writer.
The last few award winners were very touching - not the usual blather. Kudos!
And then the best picture award was given away by the disgusting Sean Penn who looked drugged out of his mind - and looked like he lived in a refrigerator box.
Then the winner whined about Mexican immigrants - legal is great - the problem is the American Experience thieves who are stealing what they have no right to ever have. Go to hell.
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