I have been left scratching my head thinking of how it is that Christians and Jews are held to a higher standard than the religion that gave us so much scientific advancements a thousand years ago. And while our King is so quick to point to the Crusades, he employs the scientific method of ignorance that is often used in Global Climate Change debate and simply ignores anything before the point chosen in history that blow the theory Progressives wish to advance.
Taken on the face of things, King Pimple's assertion that today's mooslims are simply reacting to what was done to them over a 1000 years ago - one of the longest running grudges that predates the Hatfields and McCoys, Democrats and Republicans, and gays against odd socks.
I suppose King Pimple has a point - how can we expect mooslims to let go of a 1000 year grudge - during that time we've made so many advancements in the West that it seems kinda mean to expect Mooslims to have women's rights, to respect gays living without being put to death by stoning, or to respect that everyone can have their own belief in their own God without fear of being trapped in a cage and burned to death while alive.
I am not sure why it is that Mooslims get such a pass - that is that they can't grow the fock up in over 20 life times. Is it that mooslims are just dumbasses who can't get it, or are the ones that are causing the real trouble the ones who are the enforcers and the rest of the mooslim religion have shrinking gonads like our King? You'd think that as the world turns and as the world made advances like changing underwear every day, that somewhere, somehow mooslims would get a friggin clue and act like adults instead of petulant and perpetual children - always wanting their own way and when all else fails, you don't beat up your enemy, you severe their head and feel all big and proud while taking 15 minutes with a butter knife to do it. Advanced mooslims uses very sharp swords and it is less than 2 seconds and a head is separated from a body and is then bouncing on the burning sands of Saudi Arabia. And to think that is the advanced version of mooslims.
I guess our King Pimple has to conclude that unemployed mooslims are just not quite as smart as unemployed Americans who can just demand someone else care for them and they'll be given money stolen from people who work hard for a living. Our King's Administration thinks the root cause (aside from a 1000 year old grudge) for mooslims who bastardize their religion by practicing what is actually in their "good book" is that they lack jobs or compassion from people that they hate with a passion. I'm sure that Joe Carpet Rider is going to want to work at McDonald's for $10.10 an hour when given the choice to act like a bully and to spend afternoons removing heads of infidels - or - become Joe Camel Spielberg (!) and learn to film wonderful execution videos with the waves lapping at the shores of Tripoli as 20 plus Christians are beheaded in the name of Allah Hackupmygutsbar.
And so we move from our pursuit of the Violent Kitten Klan who gave up a lucrative career in yarn ball chasing to bite the heads off kittens who were less kitten than the VKK - and to then move on to picking on puppies and putting them in cages and setting their asses on fire. For today, our concentration on terrorism must move on from reality to dealing with those rabid Amish basketweavers who dare to dress up for a good barn raising and who manage to love their God without removing heads of anyone else. I know this is a difficult concept to appreciate that there are kittens and evil amish that wish us harm.
We just can't say that mooslims are at war with us - and that their territorial gains are mounting as King Pimple plays more golf and holds more summits to say that we recognize that mooslims can't grow up after a 1000 years of history but we don't dare look to why the Crusades were mounted to begin with. For if we did, we'd find that Mooslims are likely just nasty folks who will never grow up no matter how many copies of Playboy we give them or how many 10 year old girls they can call wives.
No comments:
Post a Comment