Apparently the USS Denial of Reality took a direct hit from a gay torpedo with the sight of two 13 year old boys locking lips and doing what countless straight couples of the same age have done for centuries.
Perish the thought - two boys were making out!
What would Jesus say?
I actually watched the video (posted below) and found the whole story charming. I hadn't watched the show before and didn't know there was a lesbian couple raising children nor did I know that there were other gay characters on the show (or at least ones that were experimenting outside of doing jail time).
What I also didn't know is that one of my favorite characters, Emmett Honeycutt from "Queer as Folk" is the director of the show and really did a stunning job making this scene seem so natural.
I have a few words for society.
And they aren't going to be pleasant. Avert your eyes if you are easily offended.
Where do you dumb fuck straight cunts think that only your straight boy and straight girl kisses are acceptable in this world? You know your little Jeff and Mary are all racing toward doing the Lewinsky and will soon migrate toward some ball slapping sounds in Jeff's bedroom when you aren't home.
You see, this is what kids do.
But apparently you don't stop to think that gay kids want some of the taste of the forbidden fruit as well. This was an innocent kiss - this was not some blow job that was so nasty and delicious that semen was leaking from the lips servicing the peen to the ultimate climax. These kids had their clothes on and were tender and sensitive and amazing to watch (I clutched my pearls so tight they nearly strangled me - and then I read several verses in the Bible to cleanse my soul of any impure thoughts that arose from my own childhood experiences from the fifth grade).
I don't see what all the fuss is - are you parents so afraid that your snatch loving sons will suddenly find that peen is the real deal and they'll grow up to be packing fudge and the candy factory down the street?
I swear I want to spit sometimes - Fundamentalist Christians - the ones that cling to their Bibles so hard that you'd swear it was made by Smith and Wesson - have this thing about making being queer like it is the biggest offense known to God - unfortunately these same blabber mouth Bible humpers forget that right in the same verse they use to condemn he who sucks cock is that inconvenient verse condemning eating shellfish and consuming pork bbq. As my sister, the Church Lady would say, "Well! Isn't that Spaaaacial!"
I hope that "The Fosters" has more boys loving each other - imagine a world where boys kissed and held hands and maybe even sucked down a few peens instead of bringing in firearms and killing their classmates!
But I guess sucking cock is far worse than offing fifteen potential dates.
Read more about the gay kid kiss controversy here.


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