White House Florist Fired or Resigns for Having the
Audacity to Have Flower Arrangements Better Looking
Than Queen Moochelle My Belle Antoinette
Audacity to Have Flower Arrangements Better Looking
Than Queen Moochelle My Belle Antoinette
Laura Dowling became chief florist in 2009.
Her predecessor stayed for 30 years, but Dowling left after six years.
Those who encounter Queen Moochelle find her controlling. You can't breathe without making her look good - that is because she can't pull that off by herself and she's saddled with congenital ugliness. So when you are a slave, er, employee under her charge, you best follow her perfectionist (that means making the Queen look beautiful even if she isn't) tendencies or you will find yourself joining the shrinking King Pimple of a Man Labor Participation rate that nears 40 year lows.
In short, don't cross Queen Moochelle. The bitch bites as hard as she barks. You can't win daring to be innovative, intelligent, or being born white. You cannot have the audacity of looking competent which Moochelle will read as you trying to show her up.
And so now there will be a new Florist. Las Vegas has odds the new florist will be an undocumented border crosser (illegal alien) who murdered and raped two children and who was recently released from prison by Queen Moochelle's baby daddy, King Pimple of a Man the First. Don't worry - the new florist will also be transgendered, blind, deaf, and only be able to arrange flowers as ordered by Queen Pimple. And the results will look like one of Queen Moochelle's healthy school lunch menu and just as sparse in composition.
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