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Pedo Palace Up For Sale

If you want to relive your childhood where you had visited with Michael Jackson and felt a sequined glove feeling up your 10 year old junk, you now have your chance to do so.

If you were not fortunate to be one of Jackson's young lovers, you can still own a piece of history all for the amazingly low cost of $100 million.

What will $100 million buy, you ask?

Lots of rides and attractions that bring out the child in everyone....

•  Protective cup rides - sit inside a small protective athletic cup and go up and down like a real champ.   The ride will get you all hot and bothered and it has a wet ending.  
• Sandusky showers - after a hot ride where you end up all sticky in the protective cups, you know you and your young friends will want to spend time in the Sandusky showers.    And yes, you can feel free to drop the soap and have your junk cleansed as well.
• Pee Wee's Theater - it gets hot at Neverland so you'll want to go inside and watch a movie like a real adult - and inside you'll find Pee Wee's Theater that will have plenty of popcorn, soda, and wonderful buttery lube for your pepperoni stick.    You'll also get to watch wonderful movies that will give you naughty ideas like "Danny plays with Mikey" and "Hoppy Toading with Daddy".
• Like a Virgin Rosebud Garden - tour the rose buds and consult with rose bud specialists who will teach you how to make your first time as pain free as possible.    And be sure to catch the four-times-per-day show where the gardener gives you his tool.
• Dress up closet - enter a boy, exit a girl - imagine all the fun you'll have playing the other gender and sharing a different sexual perspective that your costume provides.   Suddenly you will feel less gay and more empowered.
• Clowns and more clowns - forget the scary and murdering clowns like John Wayne Gacy - these clowns want you to be a repeat visitor and they'll be as kind and gentle with you as you can hope.    Be very careful, however, do not choose your clown based on the size of shoe he wears - some clowns like to give you a false impression of their professional talents.

You will soon become very tired after visiting with all the attractions, so you will want to try out each of the six bedrooms.    And yes, you can ride the Phallus express train that tours the property and shoots cream all over people standing close enough to the tracks.    Your friends will never be able to eat all of the cream as there always seems to be so much and it catches you by surprise.    But your friends will get to live out their fantasies nonetheless just as you will.    

You can also tour the rest of the estate and find hidden passages and places where books and magazines are stored and you'll soon wonder why you didn't get the gifts that nature gives other boys down there.

For more information contact the realtor - Lil Weenie or click here to read more.