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Since this country has reached an unreasonable interpretation of our differences, our heritage, and our own personal sensitivities, I offer the following proposal that is as sweeping a racial accommodation as has ever been offered.

Trade the Confederate "Stars and Bars" flag for a litany of equally offensive black actions and symbols.   At no time do I seriously think this would ever be adopted, but we need to stop approaching racism as if it is a one way street.    For over fifty years this nation has taken the white guilt approach - pandering for the crimes of some of our fathers and grandfathers - to ameliorate the perceived ills that some black americans have felt.    This is not to say that our nation has been a bed of equal partners, copulating and taking advantage of each other with equality at heart.    Portions of our history have been offensive and disgusting - but the bed has been made - short of sending all that feel they are modern day slaves back to the continent of their hyphenation, we must shit or get off the pot with regard to racism.    There is much profit to be made stoking the fires of racism where it never existed; and there are knuckle draggers who won't let a sleeping pig named Adolph decompose with a hint of charcoal aroma.   I sense that racism is perpetuated because many blacks make shitloads of money fabricating racism where it never existed - paying mobs to incite riots and to fan the flames of racism - and to otherwise keep racism alive for another payday.   And there are the neanderthals among us who can't see past skin pigmentation and who carry with them false stereotypes and seek to punish people unlike themselves without the benefit of a judge and jury.

This shit has to stop!

Since the Confederate Flag is the most obvious and topical symbol of the oppression of dead white people over dead black people, I say, let's ban the flag from ever being displayed anywhere.   Take the bastard symbol of oppression and burn each and every one we can find.  Let's make it unlawful to own or to display.   Let's make a life sentence without parole for being found with a confederate flag near you - let's hold confederate flag bearers to the same standard of drug abusers - you don't have to own the drugs - you merely have to be in the same vehicle or home or museum where a flag is displayed, flown, sold, or whatever.   And since this flag is the bane of blacks all across this nation, we will have removed the biggest symbol of oppression that there can be.   No longer shall blacks ever be able to be felt oppressed merely by displaying a symbol that they find offensive.     And for good measure, we can outlaw the KKK - which was created by Democrats in the 1800's.    Consider that as a free offering of racial justice if you act now with this proposal.    Call our operators now because supplies are limited.

But you black americans have to give up symbols that white america find offensive.     Fair is fair.   You want the confederate flag disposed of, then you have to put some skin in the game.  

• End being called "african-american".     Unless you were personally born on the continent of africa and exported against your will to this country and then forced to become american, you cannot be called "african-american".    You will revert back to being referred to as black just as our lack of pigmentation and pink skins make us white.    If you would prefer a more comforting version of black, then choose the language that has the nicest sounding word for black.  
• Make the use of "nigger" subject to life in prison without parole - yes, you can assume that this is directed at white people against black people, but I also mean that black people cannot call each other this term out of terms of endearment.    Any and all music and culture and symbols and printed materials, movies, fiction, etc that contains the word shall be destroyed without consideration of any socially redeeming value of the work.    It is apparent that while blacks seek to make punitive on whites the usage of this word, blacks are unwilling to act like they have any common sense and use the word daily amongst themselves.    Time to end the racial exception for racial usage.
• Ban all rap music - there is perhaps no greater offender of demeaning people than rap music - this institutionalizes the acceptability of raping women, beating them up, seeking to kill the police, and offers hate speech to a beat.    And yes, we'll make it a life sentence offense for anyone caught with the music, playing it, buying it, or having it near them.
• Ban all racial set asides in policy - it is now time for every race and gender to be held to account for their own failures.    If you can't get into the college of your choice because your grades suck, oh focking well.    Obviously if you feel it is too white to get good grades, don't look to society to bail your stupid ass out of your own lunacy.     Ban all college quotas and diversity policies.    Ban all employment quotas and policies - dumbing down tests to make someone able to pass a test that they otherwise couldn't pass.    
• Ban all racial organizations - no longer will there be any need for the United Negro College Fund, the Congressional Black Caucus, black colleges, the NAALCP (national association of liberal colored people).    Since no white organization of a similar race-based nature is tolerated, it now is up to blacks to impose racial equality upon themselves.    And the black panthers should be immediately made into a terrorist group and anyone associated with them in any part of their life should be imprisoned for life.   If you can find an Irish group, ban them too and imprison them.   We don't need drunks on the streets anyway.   I'll even throw in the act now reward that we'll ban all white supremacist groups if you give up your black supremacist/victimhood groups.   Time is limited so don't sleep on this for more than a fortnight.
• Make wearing your pants down to your knees a life time imprison offense.    There is no need to look dead common - perhaps this is why you can't out run the police?    And I'd add, make it a requirement that if anyone sees a man with pants pulled down to show the majority of the butt (covered or not) that that person who sees this is obligated to remove and to seize the miscreant's pants.    There will be no crime for displaying manhood.   But wearing pants down to your knees is a racial statement and it is offensive!
• We should implement a "black mothers" jury system for any black involved in a crime with a white police officer or white person.    Apparently black mothers still seem to have common sense when it comes to their offspring being dead common and stupid - let these mothers sentence their sons, nephews, and other black male relatives - it will be acceptable for the black mother jury to swing purses at the convicted and to kick his ass on public television as a sentence.

I am sure I could have demanded more from the black community in exchange for defiling history and a symbol of heritage, but I recognize that you cannot take a symbol of oppression and use it as a motivating force to make more of yourselves than you might otherwise have been.    Instead of succeeding in spite of that pathetic rebel flag, you continue to act as the perpetual victim of it.    And it is thus that I have to act and offer this proposal because there are parts of your heritage and existence that really piss me off and you need to give up to make me sense that you give a flying fock about ending racism.

You don't have to accept this as terms of ending racism, but you do have to know this is now what I demand from you to end my new founded sense of your racial flaunting.    My crime is being born white.   I can't address that without suddenly identifying as black - and we all know how that works!