Yeah, Rachel Dolezal is a liar, was white before she was black, and makes race into more of how you feel than what you truly are.
But maybe she does have a point!
Let's all go black.
No more racism. No more false claims of being passed over, denied, arrested, or imprisoned because you are black.
We'll all be black.
Since black people like to call themselves the "n" word, we all can now enjoy the love that calling someone else the "n" word. Since that word is a term of endearment in the black community, there won't be any need to have one's nose out of joint. Just think of it as the ultimate equality Hallmark card.
No longer will there be whines of driving while black. We'll all be driving while black.
No longer will there be a need for the NAALCP or the United Negro College Fund - no more Congressional Black Caucus. No more need for race pimps like Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton.
And Barack Obama will be a full black President but he won't be the first black President of the United States. George Washington would be black since we will grandfather everyone as being black. And since blacks sold blacks into slavery, we won't even have to rewrite history books to match the facts!
I love this - making all people black will naturally reduce the size of the average black man's peen, but hey, at least we'll all go black and never go back. We won't have anything to go back to.
All people on welfare will be black cause everyone is black - we won't need the Rooney Rule in the NFL since all coaches will be black by default. And we won't have to worry about the stigma of poor black children who study too much being called too white. There won't be any white children anyway.
Can you just imagine the tranquility that we'll all have a dream that is fulfilled that we'll just judge each other on the content of our characters since there are no longer skin colors or ethnicities or races? Hispanics won't exist - they'll just be spanish speaking black people. We won't have to worry about oriental children showing up everyone else in school since they'll just be black children with different eyes.
I'm all for this! No more excuses of white privilege - lazy ass motha fockers will have to pull their asses off the ground and can't use their skin color as an excuse. Focking A. Let's get those asswipes off their couches and make them work for a living!
This is nirvana - we are all black - all equal - and maybe we can all have black names too boot. Mine will be Da'Thunda.

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