Will Vice Perpetrator Joe Bite Me run or just run around nude?
There is disturbing news that the court jester who was made Vice-President of the United States, Joe Bite Me, has a long history of running around a pool and swimming in it in the nude in front of female secret service agents. According to an upcoming book on the Secret Service, it is long been reported that the buffoon who is a heartbeat away from being President is committing sexual harassment by not covering himself while swimming and being around the pool. Since sexual harassment only need to make the workplace and uncomfortable one, one has to wonder why this jerk hasn't been sued civilly and impeached for being such a cad. This court jester is also dead common stupid and it is laughable that he has been allowed to continue as assassination insurance for King Pimple of a Man. I'm sure there are more competent bed wetters in the Democrat party, but King Pimple may be betting on Joe Bite Me being a special non-threat who wouldn't have the intelligence to want to be like LBJ and knock of the last true Democrat President, JFK.
Socialist Insurgent Bernie Sanders. Will he live long enough to run?
Vermont twat, Bernie Sanders, has long been a joke in political circles. He's old and not particularly bright, but in an era when the Democrat base has a collective IQ of five points, it is not surprising that so many would fall for a man who is likely not even going to be living on election day in November 2016. This fossil is so old that it was thought it had died several years ago but reports from the Senate indicate that Bernie was only sleeping and might have been reliving his 1960's when he was a drugged up shithead.
Dwarf Power. At least 17 Republicans are running for President.
As if there was a casting call for a new Fox News Channel show, "So you want to be a Republican Presidential Candidate?", there are now 17 schmucks who think they can become President. You can't blame them, with the election of King Pimple of a Man, intelligence, competence, and an ability to uphold his oath of office no longer matter. With used toilet tissue level candidates like Lindsay Grahamnesty from South Carolina thinking he is actually Presidential material, we could have 20 Republicans who think they could win the nomination - some might have enough pennies saved in several piggy banks to make it through the first week of the primaries. And who knows, there might even be a pull for the Moose with Lipstick from Alaska to jump into the race but reports indicate that her children are having reproductive issues and having serious inabilities to bag a man who will take marital vows with her female offspring. There might be a write-in campaign for Mittens in 2016 though we haven't determined if there is enough gold threaded yarn to make Mittens possible in 2016.
Kankles the Klown. Most cheated on woman. Most dishonest human ever.
This woman has all the charisma of an electric chair. She has been documented to be the most cheated on woman in any marriage in history. She seems to have a significant issue knowing what the truth is and being able to state it. She appears to pull a yarn of a narrative out of her vajayjay and this might explain why what she says doesn't pass the smell test. She also has an issue of being almost as old as Bernie Sanders and this Democrat duo might be holding their debate from inside coffins and from six feet under - or - doing it from Hell. Hillary Clinton has tried to evoke empathy for her being poor but it is hard to feel sorry from someone who gets paid $300k per speech and who has enough cash to burn to pay for $347 per hour for fuel flying to and fro giving remarks on Global Climate Change while contributing to it. Klankles also has significant health issues - her pear-shaped body shows signficant mammary sagging and her thighs are so abundant that she likely takes two seats on her French private plane. And Kankles has a serious issues having legs that show no calves or ankle distinction and just is a slab of fat from the top of her foot to her knees. And it is likely she hasn't been moist in her hoo hoo for several decades and it is rumored she stores her electronic devices (all set on vibrate) within her hoo hoo cavity where she at least gets off when Huma calls.
The other sagging issue with Kankles the Klown, er, Hillary, is that she is viewed as the most dishonest person to ever live - fair surpassing the current reigning champ, King Pimple of a Man, and displacing Joe Isuzu from his number two spot. Asked about her problem with honesty, Kankles remarked, "What difference at this point does it make?" She has been discovered to have had secret documents on her email server from five different agencies and is likely to have committed numerous federal crimes that could have her running for President from jail.
I wonder if she seriously thinks that King Pimple of a Man will issue her a pardon? ROFL!
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