There has been much broohaha about King Pimple of a Man's un-gentleman's agreement with the non-islamic-islamic Republic of I-ran-so-far-away. Of course, those who dare to question the all-knowing and way more educated and intellectual of all intellectuals King Pimple are "in support of nuclear war" and are "right wing nut jobs". This is the playbook of the defenders of King Pimple. Attack the messenger and level him and to mock him.
As I have no fear of King Pimple or his Pimplettes, I shall take the bastard and his minions head on and apply their own standards to show why we should have never negotiated with the Koran humping asswipes from Iran. And I fear them not. My God can beat their God (well it says so on the bumper sticker clinging to my 1972 Green AMC Gremlin).
There are a myriad of "real" reasons that this deal is a bad one - let me dispense with them before getting to the juicy stuff.
- In forty years, Japan and Germany emerged from the post war and joined the real world of civilized nations. Iran has not made one advance - apparently the world of Islam clings to the past like an exhumed NRA member with a gun.
- Iran has made no demonstrable advance in its conduct with sanctions in place. It is odd that they can't show a good faith attempt at being responsible.
- Iran is a State sponsor (declared so without the Supreme Court defining what "state" means) of international terrorism.
- Iran has supplied forces and weapons that have killed scores of US personnel in both Iraq and Afghanistan.
- Iran has supplied forces and weapons that have killed innocent Israeli forces and citizens.
- Iran has made significant attempts to hide its nuclear program in the past and no provisions in the non-treaty-treaty of King Pimple make their policies any more transparent than those offered by King Pimple himself.
- The so-called 24/7 provision for inspection REQUIRES that the inspection have a two week notice. It isn't like Iran would have to move things around to avoid detection of weapons!
- Iran had to give up nothing to get the US and the other participating nations to rescind sanctions and to unfreeze hundreds of billions of Iranian assets held in Western Banks.
- In an odd twist, supposedly Iran will be less likely to build nuclear weapons after having more money to spend and the freedom to trade as compared to the time their assets were frozen and trade was verboten.
- None of the centrifuges that Iran has have to be destroyed - not one - they will operate just as they had BEFORE the sham agreement. And this is necessary for nuclear weapons development as well.
LEFTIST REASONS TO HATE THIS AGREEMENT
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I've just developed the logical reasons why this agreement should never have happened, but there are legitimate leftist reasons why this is a sham.
- Iran kills gay people. I thought our King Pimple valued gay people beyond stealing their campaign cash for elections and using them to advance his domestic agenda of wedge politics. If he were truly concerned about gay people, this would have been an instant boner-killer for negotiating with Iran. Until they became gay-friendly, we should have told them to go to hell.
- Not one environmental impact study was done. Imagine if a domestic company had wanted to develop nuclear energy - we'd have decades of delays just to make sure that some one-eyed mini toad wasn't impacted.
- Not one concern for women's rights. In America, it is a war on women to have a binder full of women's resumes. But apparently our King Pimple is so unconcerned about women's rights that he just didn't give a shit what Iran does. You'd think that someone who values women so much would have made this a boner-killer with regard to cooperating with Iranians. After all, he places such demands upon American Republicans.
- Nuclear energy is nasty energy. You've heard the ankle-biter Environazis whine at every turn about our own domestic nuclear energy program. Like his white grandmother, Obama threw his greenies under the bus by advocating a nuclear energy policy for another nation - he spent so much energy here that he's done more to advance Iranian nuclear energy in two weeks than he has done to advance American nuclear energy in the rule of his Kingdomship.
- Where are the black people? It is apparent that Iran has hidden all its black people because you can't find one in any picture - and you won't ever find one in a place of power. Our King has recently demanded that localities determine where blacks are under represented in rich white communities and to spend federal dollars to transplant blacks into white communities. How is it that our President has not demanded that Iran bring over tens of millions of black people so that they can have the racial harmony that he so covets here?
- Lack of union workers. It is apparent that Iran doesn't have a substantial union representation in its work force and hence evil big business is dictating policy to the Imams. If King Pimple were true to his core principle of supporting overpaid, lazy workers in the form of unions, he'd demand that Iran be saddled with the drunkards in their companies as well.
- Expanded Iranian economic performance will contribute to global warming, global climate change, global cross-dressing, and global feelings of identity crisis. If our King is so worried about coal in our nation and destroying high paying jobs in the coal industry, most certainly a country whose economic growth is measured in microns traveled, opening up trade and releasing hundreds of billions of Iranian draconian currency will cause an explosion of growth - more cars driven - more fuel consumed. All the trappings will be here for a global catastrophe. And King Pimple never blinked.
AND THEN ABOUT THE HOSTAGES
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King Pimple of a Man was so animated and put in great energy in his swapping of the American Traitor Dirtbag Berkenstock with five warm and cuddly first class hard-hearted terrorists that were at the Hotel Club Med in Cuba. King Pimple even invited the father of the Dirtbag Berkenstock to the rose garden where all was made well and we held hands and sang songs of peace and harmony.
Oddly enough, King Pimple didn't place such value on the hostages in Iran and didn't attach any contingencies to the agreement with the Bearded Booger Imans in Iran - "we get our four Americans back and then we can talk" about the Nuclear Agreement.
No such contingency was EVER OFFERED or DEMANDED.
Our King is a filthy ass rat.
And you can see his filthiness in his response to being asked about this in the video below. This is delicious - King Pimple almost lost it - and to have him have his shit thrown in his face is something that would have me worried if I were the reporter. People don't embarrass King Pimple and live to tell about it.
Notice how our King is so weak as to dismiss even trying to add this as a demand with the negotiations - the Iranians as it was gave up nothing and the King and his Pimple of State, John F-ing Kerry, who served in Vietnam war. It is obvious that King Pimple never once considered demanding our people back nor even took into consideration that Iran kills gays, has a real war on women, and has not moderated in over 40 years. The King is a dirtbag, a piece of shit, and a disgusting human being.


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