They have apparently found four of the dumbest, least intelligent, most clueless, and criminal candidates that can be found. And lingering in the shadows in his trenchcoat (with nothing underneath) is the mad stalker, Vice President Joe Bite Me. Reports indicate that he is talking with his dead son, Beau, about whether Joe Bite Me should risk making a bigger fool of himself by running for President. Supporters of this clown prince of a mouth which utters the dumbest words ever known to man want Joe to Run.
I also want Joe to run ... into traffic on a busy interstate highway in the middle of a thunderstorm.
CNN has decided that it won't do what it did against Republicans and challenge their positions (further proof of the liberal bias of that channel where the only news fit to utter is State-Approved). CNN will be nice to the assembled collection of fools - a Socialist who is not a Democrat - a woman who is sinking into truth quicksand so fast that only her kankles are slowing her slide downward (who knew kankles were natural flotation devices?) - a guy from Virginia who wrote porn novels and served underneath Ronald Reagan - and clown named Chaffey who is about as qualified to be President as any Asylum resident.
Yet, CNN just might have a podium that will stand there in case Joe Bite Me decides to come out and play - and this is billed as something that could happen ... as a surprise. And if Joe Bite Me shows, then suddenly we have a contest of 70 year old plus asswipes. We might even catch a glimpse of Fauxcohontas (Elizabeth Warren) who is likely Bite Me's Vice Presidential running mate in this set up for the Democrat nomination to impersonate a President.
Joe Bite Me has a lot of difficulties to over come. First, he has to actually put clothes on - something he does not do when he's at home and he commits sexual harassment by flashing female secret service agents. One can only imagine a President Joe Bit Me doing his best impersonation of LBJ and going nude in the White House. Second, Bite Me has quite the cash cow at his residence in Delaware where he charges the Secret Service for rent. He might not be allowed to do that when he becomes President. The most shocking part of Joe Bite Me is when he opens his mouth - this guy has routinely stuffed enough feet into his mouth by the stupid shit he says to have the entire city of New York with toes in his oral orifice. He couldn't fit all their feet.
And so we will get a chance to see the Democrats who want to further put us into deficit spending and to give more free shit to the lazy among us and to give those who break the law a legal way to become voters in time for the 2016 election. We already over spend by $600 billion per year despite RECORD revenues - but these Democrats want to spend EVEN MORE!
I'll cover the debate if I can pick myself off the floor after listening to the stupid shit these assholes will be saying.
I do think it would be wonderful if one of the 70 plus year old fools would drop dead on stage.
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