America and the world got to see what seven years in office has done to make King Pimple of a Man a strong and powerful Commander in Chief.
Of a rubber duckie navy, plastic GI Joe army men, and an air force of paper airplanes.
He is a complete Schmuck and laughing stock.
Just a week ago, King Pimple was near orgasmic with his passion of spreading the lie of Western Man-made Climate Change in Paris. He was animated. He was leaking liquid from what might pass as a penis. He was beside himself with joy and erotic stimulation.
Tonight King Pimple brought out the prop of a Podium with the Presidential seal with two microphones (and an off cam teleprompter) and it was set in front of the desk that he uses to prop up his feet when he plans how to steal more Americans' Constitutional Rights.
In order to remind us that he is a big boy and that he's the man, he stood and addressed the nation for about fifteen minutes and told us and lectured us on what his plans were and how we should act. And having the opportunity to exploit a tragedy for the leftist wet dream of complete Gun Control, King Pimple did just that as if ISIS has any problem getting weapons since he pulled America out of Iraq and left all of our weapons behind. And since we gifted ISIS humvees, trucks, and assorted weapons, it seems odd we'd be concerned that home grown radical mooslims with a hair up their collective ass would have semi-automatic weapons when he gifted their sand pounding brothers automatic versions!
I'm so glad that King Pimple bothered to interrupt his professional football watching day by offering the reassurance that he is on the job. When he's on the job we have to remember that he has declared ISIS contained and then Paris erupts with blood. When he says climate change is the largest threat to us, out comes the duo of Farook Skyhook and Fawtawk Skyhook and they wage RELIGIOUS war upon us and upon a Messianic Jew who they killed. So nice of our King to lecture us we should not harbour feelings against a religion when that religion does so with us.
I want to commend King Pimple for not taking a single sentence of time to lambast ISIS for the continued extermination of homosexuals under the thumb of ISIS. There is now a new ISIS sport that has been created to denounce men who may or may not be gay as homosexuals and then finding tall buildings of four stories or more and then sending these gay men off the buildings onto the streets below - and when one of these gay men seems to still have the nerve to twitch or to groan, the assembled MOOSLIMS (not just ISIS members) pick up stones and stones these gay men to death. Not one word has been uttered by this repugnant rat bastard that is our King. He only sees gay people as revenue streams for re-election, but when there are now weekly gay men being tossed off buildings to their death, this asshole King says jack shit. What a disgusting piece of shit he truly is. Some friend of gays!
Speaking of uttering things, King Pimple chose to speak on the first night of Hanukkah and once against said nothing - but he never misses a chance to mention and to pander to members of his mooslim faith about Ramadon or whatever repugnant holiday they offer.
And just like the Jewish people, those of us who are Christian didn't get a shout out about "Merry Christmas". Wishing other people great things is so inconsistent with stealing the limelight for yourself to make you look larger than you truly are. Wishing us a Merry Christmas would take time away from insulting Congress for failing to find that an arbitrary "no fly" list which has no due process procedures to protect a person's good name and reputation, is good enough to steal those people's rights to protect themselves. And if you missed it, news was out today that 72 members of his own Homeland Security Department are on the no fly list themselves!
And so we had a speech that was as touching as reading five entries from the Yellow Pages and was only undertaken so that he can say he spoke to the nation and reminded us that no law is too big and too worthwhile that he can't ignore it and can't change it to suit his own viewpoint.
And not one mention of how his uncontrolled Southern border has increased our safety as we don't conduct one or any background check when these roaches step from Mexico into this country!
But then again, why bother deal with potential new Democrat voters?
I'm sorry you have to deal with things sucking this bad. I really am.
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