The last bald snatch issue has been released - now we can just hope it goes all Burka from now on!
I don't know why reducing the amount of female flesh is a wise business move for a magazine that panders to the straight men, but I'm most appreciative as a gay man having one less platform to show the ghastly nude female form. I also don't know the extent of the lack of nudity - most likely there will still be the faux breasts that will hang out for all the world to see (and to then dry heeve). But at least we do know that snatch is out and will be covered and since you can't smell the fish in a magazine, we're spared that as well.
As a gay man I remember when the folks at Playgirl thought removing the sight of peen was a wise business move. I love men, but I bought Playgirl because there was peen - even if it seemed to be rationed like gasoline during the Nixon and Carter years, but Playgirl ended up having to bring back the peen to save itself during one of the dumbest business moves ever for a magazine. Apparently while some women would tolerate not having to worry about looking at peen, the vast gay male reading audience, the audience that Playgirl never wanted to admit made up its readership population, were not so inclined to go peen free and fled the rag like it was on the rag. Peen came back, and Playgirl managed to do commit suicide in printed form twenty years later through a lack luster parade of men of pubicide.
And so now we can rest easy that horny lads will have to find another source of fishy, drippy, sagging snatch - and likely the internet with its over snatcherated vastness will give a lad the visuals he needs to send himself off into lalaland for two minutes. And the internet will give him free snatch visuals. And that is ultimately the reason, I suppose, that Playboy is sinking - free - free - free ... unless men are really ready Playboy for the articles.
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