Now FUX News will entertain America with seven jokes chasing as few as seven IQ points across the stage.
And the Donald shows he fears vaginal blood more than anything else in the world.
American should be embarrassed.
We had a fake town hall question and answer on CNN with Democrat candidates for President that were written for the questioner and presented as something else. And now FUX News will bring back the human debris known as the 2016 Republican candidates and will offer us live comedy for the first time since the last time these clowns were brought together.
The biggest loser of the night is going to be a highly contested boobie prize tonight - Kaisich is a vaginal yeast infection of the highest order where he blows himself up and pats himself on the back all night and brings with him the sounds of an out of tune marching band. This clown makes himself out to be the answer to all the Republicans' prayers and proves he is simply a toilet bowl filled with the remains of a taco bell dinner.
Then we have the smarter Shrub, a Bush who can't seem to find the open end of a brown paper bag but has tens of millions of dollars to buy a road map (and doesn't). This jerk makes his brother seem like a Rhodes Scholar who was also a star athlete. Bush Blubber is long on resume and short on everything else and likely even less manhood. He is running because even Forest Gump was told to run.
Marco Rubio is a backstabber of the first order who has made his street cred as being a sellout to the illegal alien crowd which grows by the tens of thousands each month. Rubio has his version of being the son of a poor white sharecropper story that has a latino bend to it, but adding hot peppers doesn't make it any good. This clown will sell out all of his relatives to become President. And when he isn't stabbing his party members in the back, he's trying to scalp them. He's a chump. And he isn't even intelligent.
Donald Trump is a blowhard. He says he won't be on stage because he fears that Meghan will make a bloody mess on stage. And he hates the smell of rotting fish. Those are his only good points.
Ted Cruz is the only guy on stage with any integrity - he was born in Canada and not in Kenya or Indonesia so it is reasonable the mainstream media would attack his whiteness. Unlike the Kenyan/Indonesian candidate that won twice, Cruz doesn't need a teleprompter to give a speech. And just remember that Cruz is a jerk because he is one of the few politicians in Washington that has read the Constitution without having to use a picture version of the Cliff Note's version.
Ben Carson is the psychoanalyst who suggested that jail time makes you gay which shocked the gay community who has never spent time behind bars. And it also shocked the rap artist world who has spent time behind bars and has pegged them as fudge packers without having the balls to write about the packing.
Chris Christie was once mistaken for Planet X - a huge heavenly body that was long suspected to orbit the sun but had not been seen. Apparently Christie has lost some mass of his own and has been found out to be a huge piece of shit without any positive attributes other than kissing King Pimple ass when it serves him and then he tries to kiss us without wiping his mouth.
Rand Paul desperately tries to be someone who will have anyone - anybody - to listen to him. Having been ejaculated out of his festering old coot of a father five decades ago, Paul remains a clown that could give Kasich a run for his money for offering the least clever way of trying to steal attention. Rand's father still has many fans and these idiots aren't quite sure what to make of Rand. Watch to see if Rand comes out with a manly haircut or if he borrows his mother's curly wig instead.
You'd conclude that there isn't much to watch here, but you are wrong. This could be the best comedy event of the year as this is going to be the last time this collection of schmucks will be seen together. After this, this band of motha fockers will be disbanded and fall by the wayside - except for Kasich and Paul who will cling to your ass like a dingleberry.
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