A fun look at an aspect of manhood that has been raised in the Repugnicon primaries and now has inserted itself into the debate last night. The New York Daily News poked at this issue and found an asian study (using very small measuring devices) that found there is a correlation of the ratio of two specific fingers and the size of junkage.
I would volunteer to do the measuring of Americans (lawful citizens and immigrants only).
"Just a little tip for aspiring politicians: Size really does matter.
Finger size, that is.
The size of Trump’s manhood has been a hot debate topic of late, ever since rival GOP contender Marco Rubio said that Trump’s small fingers mean he’s got a small something else.
It sounds like total junk science, but there is a correlation between hand size and penis size — it’s just not the correlation you’d expect.
According to a 2011 study in the Asian Journal of Andrology, guys with shorter index fingers than ring fingers are better endowed than guys with bigger index fingers.
The study was conducted on men who were hospitalized for urological surgery. While the men were knocked out, scientists — with consent, of course — measured their junk.
Strange as it may sound, there’s actually a scientific explanation for this bizarre correlation.
Prenatal testosterone levels affect both penis size and finger length, the researchers note."
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