We are not at war with Islam
But it is at war with us.
Perhaps the campaign of Donald Trump has accomplished something positive for this nation - for the West after all.
The blinders have been removed from our eyes and we can now push back on the spineless Democrat responses to another act of something that looks like terrorism by people who aren't jewish, honkeys, or fundamental Christians. These people aren't Buddhist. These people aren't Chinese, Japanese, or Pekinese. These people who commit their acts don't yell out to Jesus praising his good name by committing these acts. These people don't even try to impersonate Colonel Sanders.
These people are proudly, without equivocation, Mooslims. Peace-loving motha fockas.
The current Administration cannot even bring itself to ever say "militant islamic terrorism" - we massage the truth by calling this workplace violence, an act committed by men who just want employment, and by people that somehow we've insulted by allowing gay marriage, legal sodomy, and snowballing. If only these poor men had a job - they'd stay in their countries to fight and to shed their own blood for the cause of liberty and respecting the rights of women to drive, to vote, and to travel around in something less than a table cloth, bedsheet, or a nice piece of burlap that is not too revealing.
I get it. It is so much nicer to think of ourselves in the West as having evolved from our past - one that had slavery, one that denied people who didn't own land from voting, and from the salem witch trials because a woman uttered someone else's name during a rare orgasm. I get it. We, having evolved from Adolph Hitler, Joseph Stalin, and the Koch Brothers, have to hold up our noses and look down upon the unclean Mooslim who clings to 1400 like it is a rifle in an NRA commercial. I get it - we are so almighty pure that we dare not look the truth in the face and address its blemishes. We are holier than thou, and we have to think that because we exist, therefore we are pissing off people who look and sound like Mooslims but who are really just using Islam in their name Islamic State of Lechery for the hell of it. These can't possibly be Mooslims - Mooslims are warm and cuddly, furry in the face, and have a book that calls the rest of us Infidels and have had it such since before Gutenberg invented the printing press.
The leftists in this world, the most delusional group on this planet, seem to think that if we held hands together around the world in a circle jerk of love, that suddenly the Mooslims would find our existance to be less violative of their Koran, Quran, or Allah Fuckbar. To the average leftist, our real problem is that the Mooslim does not know that we love them as much as we love free porn, weed, and free birth control. We love the Mooslim and are not at war with them even as we have men with profound hair control issues who want to ban them from entry. It is so disgusting that we should demand that America exercise more self control on who we let into our country than a woman who is staring down an 8 inch penis and being absolved of the consequences of allowing it to enter her without being condomized.
Imagine if the same stupid, America-hating, and love-worshiping Democrats had been in control during World War II when the Japanese, without much love or foreplay, bombed Hawaii and then set forth to rape the Nanking out of the Pacific and who were acting out of being jilted love, rather than Imperial kickass. Imagine if we'd have just sent Adolph Hitler an FTD "we love you, you big mass murderer" bouquet how much better we'd have felt as Adolph and his friends took out Britian and all of Europe and then gazed upon the Atlantic and noticed we made milk chocolate bars with the taste of spoiled milk and he just had to have some.
Sometimes you start wars - sometimes wars are already started without sending you an RSVP invitation in the mail. Sometimes life sucks and sometimes there are humans who just act like they were missing from a GM recall. Sometimes individuals hijack causes, religions, and political parties and insult women and send nasty pictures of an opponent's wife through twit, twat, and face something. Sometimes groups of people come together, because they are stronger than the rest, more motivated than the rest, and take over territory flying a graphically challenged faux skull and cross bones black flag and dare to call themselves lovers of Islam. So what? If we can call the Republican party assholes because some hate fags, black people, and any form of coitus other than the missionary position, then why can't we slam Islam for their renegades who love to booger boys, love to innovate forms of execution, and who don't charge $250,000 for a speaking engagement before a good mass beheading? If we can attribute to Republicans all the sins of some of their miscreants, how is it that we can't find it in our hearts the same ability to slam all Mooslims for the works of their most innovative and creative and most studious Quran readers? It seems to me that even on their worst days some Republicans have a hair up their asses to prevent us from marrying the guy we met in the bar last night around 1:59 am on our way out; yet it is not a stretch to think that the Mooslims tossing gay men off buildings would be so charitable to even contemplate that two men could hold hands without those clasped hands being hacked off with a butter knife.
The problem with comparative cultural studies, the Multicultural shit that has infested our colleges, is that sometimes there are cultures that try to be nice and love the world and want to allow women to kill their black babies while just the head is peaking out of the Vajayjay. Sometimes our love is misunderstood. Sometimes we are hated by someone else - we have pimples on our ass, we have bad breath, we have women who look like Camels like Moochelle Obama. Our Western culture which has comic books, Playboy without nudes, and the dark internet where you can order drugs, the good shit, by traveling to their baazars in your underwear. Our Western Culture has air conditioning, 20 foot rims on a Toyota Foreskin, and Beats headphones that can't reproduce sound better than a couple of tin cans with a string attached. We are just greedy bastards. It is so right for unemployed Mooslim men who likely haven't had a consensus sexual experience in their lifetime, to hate us. We are just really bad people who want everyone to come here and to get a driver's license and to register as a Democrat without punishment and maybe with free health care, tax breaks, and their own apartment with air conditioning. Hell, most Americans and Westerners haven't been to church except to marry or to fondle the boys choir. We haven't opened a Bible ever and have wondered why our motel rooms have free bibles instead of free Magnum condoms. We all know that someone has a friend who is a Mooslim just like that someone also has a black friend. We all know that Mooslims love to assimilate - that is why they went to Dearborn, Michigan and just took it over - it makes Chinatown look inclusive. We all have seen the token Mooslim who is on television telling us about how their religion is one of peace even while they send donations to those wonderful boys' prep schools in Afghanistan and Pakistan which operate by day as warm and cuddly and then at night operation as harems for boys dressed like ladies and who have developed a taste for adult peen.
We can assert that we are all progressive and warm and happy people who can't understand why Mooslims hate us, but rest assured that those very traits we find so endearing about our leftist selves are the real reasons why Mooslims want to find the biggest can of Raid and seek to remove us from our homes and businesses. It is time for the left to get a friggin clue that carpet bombing anyplace where Ice Piss exists is the kindest thing we can do for the rest of the world. If we are worried about how we'll look by turning Syria and Iraq into glass by using nukes, then how will we feel when the rest of the world gazes upon us being beheaded, shot, or chained together with explosives and executed like July 4th in 1999? The sooner we face that Ice Piss is no longer the JV team that King Pimple of a Man created, who Hillary Clinton schooled on how to hate America, and that no matter how we market to them, Ice Piss will always buy new Toyota pickups over Chevrolets, the sooner we can get down to removing the infection of Allah Fuckbar roaches. Right now Ice Piss is harming innocent civilians - intentionally -so we need to get over our high horse of love and stop whining that nuking Ice Piss back into the stone age would kill innocent women and children (the men left to become immigrants in Europe). We need to have the sledge hammer of nuclear war available to us to show the Mooslims that if they are too lazy and spineless to take out their religion's hijackers, we'll send Mooslims to Allah and he better have millions of virgins waiting on the other side.
Enough of this shit. We can no longer play the game the way Hillary Clinton and Bernard Sanders want to play. We can't out love the hate that Mooslims and Ice Piss have for us. All we can do is to really draw a line in the sand and dare the bastards to cross it. And then we start practicing our nuclear war scenarios on them turning ISIL into a history channel special "The Enola Gay's Sequel".
Better we send those bastards to hell in mass rather than to find our our mothers or sisters have been turned into hamburger while they were out shopping for a Hallmark card.
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