Dateline: Repugniconsville, Fucked Up Everywhere
Are you finding the Repugnicon implosion to be a juicy bit of humor?
There doesn't seem to be a moment when a Repugnicon steps in elephant shit and then tries to eat it so no one notices he has stepped into something.
Who knew that the Repugnicons could stumble so badly that their front-runner, a hair piece with a five inch ween, is having to fight off the party he is running under and a barrage from a dried up old yeasty muffin that has never told the truth in her life and who can't figure out what is and isn't classified material without a book for "Dummies?"
Former Speaker of the House, John the Blubbering Boner, had faded into obscurity where he could drink himself to sleep without anyone noticing; but somewhere along the way between bars, he managed to diss a standing Repugnicon Senator in a way that he never slammed Ice Piss, King Pimple of a Man, Nancy Pelosi, the twig with tits, Adolf Hitler, the KKK, a cold Big Mac, or Harry Reid, the bitch Senator from Nevada who shot down everything Boner sent over to the Senate.
But now Boner has to resort to name calling - or maybe it is the Mad Dog Twenty Twenty that he is consuming as his retirement income is a bit less than what he was stealing from the Treasury while he was employed.
Boner, you might have forgotten, is the blubbering piece of shit Repugnicon who went all blubbery on Pope Satan the first as have other Catholics In Title Only have done. So Boner fancies himself - identifies himself - as a Catholic - so name-calling and insults are right up there in Jesus Love Land as Red Wine, Wafer Cookies, and Molesting bald boys with 3 inch peens.
And to make matters worse, Boner called Theodore a Son of a Bitch (the part of him that is American) and then called him Lucifer (it sounds nicer than calling him a Devil or Satan or a Democrat).
If you are enjoying this and want something really difficult to do afterwards, find anything that Boner did in Congress other than blubber, stammer, and fock up.
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