Theodore and Governor Skidmarks are now teaming up to deny Donald J. Trump from getting enough votes to win on the first ballot of the Republican Convention in Dog Pileville (former known as Cleveland). This move is not surprising since Theodore has the popularity of VD and Skidmarks has enough votes to beat all former Republican candidates fifth through 99. Oddly, Senator Rubio, the ass kisser of illegal aliens, who is still in third place even after pulling out earlier this year in his version of the rhythm method, is silent and playing with his own delegates refusing to let them go from his basement triple mortgaged home in Florida.
The news below is astounding in that earlier in the day Skidmarks was interviewing Vice Presidential candidates who would run on the Skidmarks ticket. Early reports indicate that Pimples, Incontinence, and Urinary bladder infection are the front runners to join Skidmarks at top of the GOP ticket once Civil War is declared and every shit for himself will be deployed.
"Ted Cruz and John Kasich issued startling statements Sunday night about their paths ahead, the first sign the two campaigns are coordinating to deny Donald Trump the Republican presidential nomination.
Within
minutes of each other, the pair issued statements saying they will
divide their efforts in upcoming contests with Cruz focusing on Indiana
and Kasich devoting his efforts to Oregon and New Mexico. The strategy
is aimed at blocking Trump from gaining the 1,237 delegates necessary to
claim to GOP nomination this summer.
Cruz
campaign manager Jeff Roe said in a statement the Texas senator will
focus on the May 3 Indiana primary while the Ohio governor will have a
free hand in the Oregon and New Mexico primaries in the flowing weeks. For more information read here at CNN."
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