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President
Rodham Acts to Put White Men in Their Rightful
Place: Behind Bars
In
a sweeping move to punish white men for their "historic
oppression" of everyone and everything on the planet,
President Rodham issues an Executive Directive to arrest all
white males aged "upon cutting the umbilical cord to
gasping for their last breaths in their hospital beds.'
"Today
we have taken a sweeping step to end white men learing at women
with visual rape; we've now made it impossible for there to be
racism as no black man can be held down by the white man; the
native americans can now take over white male property and end
the Washington Redskins - owned by a white man," noted President
Rodham.
"It
also is with great pleasure that my husband is in jail where he
can't embarrass me anymore. Maybe he'll wear a blue
dress and experience having white stains on it while eating
pizza," she continued.
The
Executive Directive frees all black males and undocumented
immigrant child molesters, drunks, drug dealers, and
misunderstood members of their society and gives them the right
to vote even if they are convicted felons; all undocumented non-Caucasian
men are granted immediate citizenship upon exiting the jails
which will be filled with all of the white men of any religious
faith.
We
will bill the white families for the upkeep of these white
males. We will not use any Government funds for the
upkeep of the white males and any retirement or savings or real
estate holdings or piggy banks for white boys will be
confiscated and given to males of color and former undocumented
status.
China,
Iran, and Cuba will all be asked for
their input on how we can weaken our military.
Russia will be ignored since they are run by a White Male.
With
great anticipation over diverting former Department of Defense
funds to expand handouts based upon female gender, race, and
lesbian and transgendered populations (which will explode with
the removal of millions of white peens), President Rodham will
seek input from our former enemies on cuts that will weaken our
military to the point of being a laughing stock in the world.
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