And so it was today when I stumbled across King Pimple of a Man's latest intrusion into our lives with the creation of another fictional issue: The Diaper Gap. Along with Western-man-made Global Climate Change and the War on Women, this King has a need to spend time on worthless issues while millions of Americans are forced into part time jobs because of his healthcare law that made it so.
What the fock is "the diaper gap?" you might ask. The fock I knew.
Apparently the King has invented statistics that show that 1 in 3 Americans cannot afford the cost of putting newspaper on their babies asses.
I'm like.... WTF?
I'm sorry - if you can't take care of a baby, then keep your legs closed, keep your peen in a zipper, don't do one night stands with deadbeat men who are just there to have their 2 minutes of pleasure and have no desire to stick around to support the baby that was just created.
Our problem in this nation is not that poor people with no personal responsibility in their reproductive urges can't afford diapers - our problem is that poor people breed without regard to contemplating how they are going to pay for that baby themselves! We have conditioned stupid poor people into thinking that they can hump without condoms and then expect someone else to pay for their mistake.
It is time we start pushing back - the poor have to be bound to payback every dime that the taxpayers spend on supporting their broods and unmitigated humping. Let's also reduce public support to a woman who adds to her baby collection after getting on welfare. Let's note how many reproductive mistakes they've had before signing up and telling the idiots that there will be no more money if you decide to get knocked up by some unemployed pro athlete wannabee. If you are so utterly stupid and devoid of commonsense that you allow a peen anywhere near your 300 pound flabby body, then you deserve to have to figure out how to put diapers on the asses of your mistakes.
Or send your diaper bill to Susan Sarandon and all of the other whining leftists and make them put their money where your brat's dirty ass is.
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