The greedy and selfish roaches that cross our border without permission will not be stopped by a fence. These are intelligent roaches - they'll tunnel under our fences - and they'll climb over our fences. Fences which would stop law-abiding people are useless against the roach invasion that we are experiencing.
Since crossing our border without permission is breaking the law and each minute you are here without permission is another count of lawlessness, we must seek a way to minimize the consumption of oxygen by those who feel they are above our laws and who are showing overt racism by thinking this land is theirs when we've already settled this with blood. And since these roaches are too lazy to make their own homelands a better place and so weak as to not shed blood for their liberty, let's ensure that their lawless behavior does in fact shed blood.
Let's create a mile wide strip of no-man's land where stepping foot on American soil without permission will end your life without warning. And since these southern roaches don't give a flying monkey's ass about America, we therefore are obligated to snuff out these miscreants as soon as possible.
First, we must dig a deep and wide trench that will be mined, filled with hidden traps filled with spikes, and patrolled incessantly by weaponized drones. This will be the first layer of protection for our border.
Our second line of defense will be a concrete wall that is only six feet high, embedded with barbed wire, spikes, and dangling explosives.
The third line of defense will be a mile wide no-man's land where traps, mines, explosives, guard towers, automated firing systems based on radar and infrared sensors will be deployed. We'll also intensify drones - instead of stationary gun towers, drones will sit on these concrete towers and will be automatically deployed by a myriad of sensors. When the drones need to be reloaded, another will be sent to replace it or others will be added in a random enforcement pattern with a fleet ready to target packs of roaches as they enter this zone.
The fourth line of defense will be a barbed wire fence that will define the edge of the no-man's zone and the safe America zone. On the outside of this fence will be border agents in trucks to sharpshoot anyone making a crossing of the fence. Drones will also be deployed.
The objective is to make the no-man's zone so lethal that no one will dare to cross over the fence.
In the interest of providing food for the vultures of the area, we won't remove the dead bodies. In fact, we'll make sure that there are so many vultures to make cleaning up this lethal zone one that is fast and efficient.
Restocking of the mines will be done by drones so as to ensure that the border is protected. And the mines will be self moving and sensor driven - small and fast and lethal - they don't have to be hidden because they can burrow on their own and then they will overwhelm roaches on the run and hunt them down.
We will adopt a zero tolerance for border crossers and it matters not how old the crosser is. A minor crossing is no more legal than an adult. We aren't responsible for the debris that crosses into America other than the fact that we must guarantee the end of life.
There is a more pleasant way to conduct our enforcement of the border - however, until the roaches stop stealing their way here, we aren't going to discuss expanding any of our laws. The first step to adopting a lethal free immigration policy is for the roaches to stop crossing our border without permission.
No comments:
Post a Comment