The article from which I was reading also spoke of the futility of trying to rid the orlando resort area of alligators. First the female alligator tends to find a spot and stay there. Male alligators suffer from "man-spread" and seek wide territories as its own and can walk over roads and climb fences to get where the hell they want to go - you see, male alligators rape and reproduce. There is no such thing as lovemaking when you are wearing potential boot skin and have sharp teeth and nails that any queen would die for. So alligators can't be truly removed from our world to make our wandering oven stuffer roasters truly safe.
In much the same way once you have mooslims in your world, they are here to stay. Many of the mooslims will be like alligators with only few tangible cues that they exist - but the mooslim is there waiting for its moment to give back to Allah Fuckbar. There are more aggressive mooslims - like the male alligator - which knows no boundary spreading their desire to kill homosexuals. Each of these alligators is said to give the female ones a bad name, but make no mistake, when you pull together a room full of moderate alligators, er, mooslims, they do vote to support killing homosexuals.
Our President has imported over a million mooslims during his kingdom's rule (just as mooslims were becoming unhinged and executing more and more homosexuals). So the country is becoming infested with potential haters of gays and they are guaranteed to prey upon us.
That is why I advocate for arming every gay person with a hand gun - this way once the alligator comes out of his mosque and desires to send homosexuals to hell, we gay people get to put down the threatening alligators once and for all. And while alligators are as stupid as most Democrats, once they realize that they cannot feed on homos, they'll find someone who won't fight back and send them to their 72 virgis that are clones of Hillary Clinton.
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