It is time to end pubicide.
End the imposition of perpetual boyhood on real men.
I am not sure who brought about this fad of clear-cutting old growth pubes - pubicide, as I have coined the action - of making bald those men who were gifted the most wonderful accent of the manhood with which they were born.
I declare, on this Independence Day, the freedom of the tyranny that is now imposed upon men - by women - and by metrosexual men upon their partners - that the male pubic hair region be allowed to resume its rightful place upon the opening of the underwear and the revealing of the pride that lurks between the legs of men.
Bring back this rich patch of fur so that the full fragrance of manhood can be discovered. Bring back the freedom of not being slave to a clear-cutting razor. Bring back the wonderful frame that is pubic hair around the penis and the scrotum. Bring back the indicator that a real man resides here and not someone's bitch who is subjected to punishment by having his manhood removed.
As with women who declare that their bodies are under their control, men should rise up and impose upon women the same standard. Our bushes are ours and we should be proud to display our man fur upon removal of our shorts! Let no woman extort us by declaring fellatio off limits when man fur is displayed. Tell these women (and their pseudo-women-metrosexual males) that fur is the rightful reward for a man reaching maturity and that fur is and will always be a non-negotiable item. Let those who advocate for clear-cutting pubes be served notice that your desires are worth shit. Men have fur and deal with your true desires to subjugate your man to a role of being your bitch and that your desires outweigh his manhood ones.
Put down your razors, men!
Declare that today is the end of stripping your body of its rightful plumage and that those who dare to declare a contrary view are to be cast out and that you are a man and let them hear you roar!
Those who advocate pubicide on men should be banished from society and never to be heard from again. Let them seek out their pubeless desires on the ones without pubes and let them grocery shop for their male victims at elementary schools. It is thus true that pubicide is an enslavement upon men tricking them into thinking they won't get any if they have fur between their legs. End this shit.
A real man has pubes.
And only men with pubes have that just right look where total admiration of the male assets can be enjoyed and worshiped.
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