Fresh from a dicktawhackomy, Chlamydia Kardashian Jenner, America's Gender Speculating Snowflake, has had with you all having the audacity (and curiosity) where her peen and cherries ended up.
She's fighting mad.
She's spitting up mad. Why, she's never!
Apparently when you are a fake person who has made it his/her/its goal to shove her fake boobs and fake vajayjay in our faces, only she gets to determine the narrative of how to think about gender speculating assholes (well, at least a male one can be a woman's one without question).
So, when you have a curiosity where that peen done gone or who got to eat the long pork mountain oysters, you are a very bad person!
You should smack yourself!
Chlamydia Kardashian Jenner is so upset with you that she could yank on her pearls if she had any on which to yank. Maybe Jayz can give her a real pearl necklace.
And since gender speculators are not about hiding and keeping their body bastardization to themselves (Chaz Bono excepted), you just know when the talk show "The Talk" (just like "The View" but with intelligence sitting around a table) made a comment about being curious of Bruce's former junk, old and I mean old (he/she/it is 67 years old) Chlamydia just blew a gasket (maybe it was the stitches holding her fake cunt from falling apart).
Below is Chlamydia's angst on public display about you having the audacity to wonder where his peen be or where his cherries ended up.
As a sidebar, perhaps Chlamydia should shove her victimization up her asexual asshole and consider that Dwarves, those tiny people, those midgets, those really, really short people, have always been subjected to curiosity about how big the males' peens are - and how these men earn the nickname like "tripod" from "Austin Power's".
Maybe Chlamydia should have just gone for the balls of the subject and told the audience that after the peen is whacked off, it is turned inside out and made into an artificial cunt and that the balls are just thrown away (or eaten by cannibals) while the rest of the skin is used to manufacture fake vag components. Instead of being just another whining gender speculator lecturing NORMAL people on what can and can't be discussed, she could have at least prevented hundreds if not thousands of males from turning their junk into hamburger and their nuts into potential furry dice dangling from rear view mirror.
Sheesh - maybe Chlamydia could have donated her junk to medicine where some male with cancer has to do without a peen or nuts without choosing to have them yanked and sliced off!
Enjoy the discussion below from "The Talk".
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