Barron Trump, aka "The Expert", is now recovering from seeing that his father was not decapitated by some washed up, red-headed bitch seeking publicity.
"Daddy showed me that heads are like pumpkins - you can chuck a Democrat's head for over a mile if they don't have lead for a brain - Daddy had Aunt Esther Maxine "Stone Puss"" Waters' head loaded into a cannon along with Nancy Pelosi's and that schmuck Senator from Virginia, Mark "Constipation" Warner. Daddy said Nancy's head would explode since her brain suffers from mad cow and that Mark Warner's head would be like a balloon and go toward space since he is one stupid clown," said Barron as he looked up as Daddy Donald pointed toward the launch point of the Democrats' head chunkin'.
According to unnamed sources not related to Comey and the current shit for brains acting FBI head, Donald Trump has invited the top fifty worthless Democrats to dinner and he severed their heads and had their corpses hauled to the dump without an environmental impact study. The heads were tossed into a Toyoduh Prius to make sure the worthless vehicle would be covered in poison Democrat blood before it was hooked to a "make America Great Again" trebuchet where fifty Democrat heads are sent flying like buckshot into the wind.
Barron asked Daddy Dearest if the heads were going to be recovered and The Donald remarked, "Hell no - we want the natural mammal life to have a feast. This might be the first time any of those clowns was good for anything. I just hope the mammals don't die from the Democrats' poison."
A related news story - The Donald will be sending over a thousand leftist snowflake reporters to North Korea so that they can end up in a coma and then be mailed to their families by dropping them from the sky. These snowflakes could be mistaken for huge hail, but there is no doubt that these are big ass snowflakes who will get to fall from the sky as they deserve.
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