It took several days for news to travel to the militant mooslim dance and beheading group, Ice Piss, about Kathy Griffin's now infamous picture of a symbolic beheading of the current President, Donald J. Trump.
And the word back from the headquarters of Ice Piss, now reduced to a porta potty in the sands of Syria, is that Ice Piss has issued a cease and desist order against Kathy Griffin on the grounds that no one can use beheadings as a social media or other media act of intimidation since Ice Piss has clearly claimed this as their own shit.
"Ah, my client, Ice Piss, lover of Allah and all things Allah, are incensed that some uncloaked, red-headed stick with tits would have the audacity to think that she could infringe on our copyrighted, trademarked, or otherwise squatted material. Allahfukbar and all that, beheadings are solely the shit of Ice Piss. There can be no amateurs who think they can just skip the step of taking the infidel orange haired buffoon and putting him face down in the dirt and then reaching into his eye sockets and pulling his head backwards as thousands of slicing movements using a dull butter knife in order to put on a classic video with blood gushing and then the triumphant display of the severed head with eyeballs rolled back into his head," said Bearded Mooslim lawyer Mohammed Miri Alpheed Ramone Elbagdaddy Skyhook.
Ever since this beheading image was displayed, members of Ice Piss were seen grabbing red headed barbie dolls and pulling her head off and urinating on those heads.
"I've not seen Ice Piss so angry," said Aljapeeah correspondent Bendaddy Elbugdaddy Skyhook. "Ice Piss is used to laughing at the American President who they found to be disgusting and vile because of his enormous ears and his lies that he was not born a mooslim. What we have here is an insensitive misappropriation of cultural property - and clearly, Ice Piss has got the beheading game all to themselves (except for the Saudis who just twirl a sword without any pretense of the choreography of the action and stage craft of the video production). Iran hangs people. China shoots people's brains out when they aren't strapping them to a board in the back of a Hino van and pumping them full of embalming fluid. Hell, in the Southern States of the USA they inject lighter fluid and mint julep into the bloodstream to kill their prisoners. But beheading is solely that of Ice Piss and you can understand their fury toward Kathy Griffin."
According to an unnamed bearded mooslim, Ice Piss has no desire to administer a beheading on Kathy as they noted, "we have no interest getting fleas from that red headed cow. She isn't even good looking enough or young enough to put on a lazy susan for a gang rape appetizer before the gang goes off to mount their harem boys for the rest of the evening."
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