Had you just stayed as liberals like Maude, you'd be in the White House right now.
But you had to fuck up things by coming out of the Political Outhouse as Progressives - the most rancid, America-hating, dishonest, power-hungry, no good neo-communists who are so lovable that even Aunt Esther from California now thinks she is Presidential material.
Did Hillary Clinton's disaster teach you shit heads anything?
How is it you can pick the most dishonest of people in the country to run as your Presidential candidate? Hillary had so much dishonest bagagge with her that she was like a ten DVD box set of "The Christmas Carol" because she needed the extra disks to house her dishonesty.
Had you picked someone with a hint of charisma (points to pink socks) and just 25% more honest than her, you'd be in the White House having a chance to do postnatal abortions on most white people because we earned our white privilege through natural birth instead of induced abortions.
Because of that hag, Hillary, we have The Donald.
How bad of a reputation must that old hag cunt Hillary have had in real America for them to take a wiff of her yeasty muffin and said, "I'm going to elect the dude with the orange hair because he ain't that bitch!"
The Donald is a remarkable businessman doing what businessmen do - steal consumers' money - over at Apple they do it the old fashioned way by building obsolete hardware that they abandon in two years because there is new obsolete hardware coming and we aren't going to tell you. It is obsolete. They held back the good stuff for the next version so they can make you feel like what you have is obsolete.
So Trump likes to not pay people; likes to sue old ladies who want to stay in their homes while he builds around them, and he imports a wife from some Ruskie sounding country and then makes a baby or two with her and one is named Baron. I think there might be another one but they keep it in the butler's pantry at Trump Tower.
So now we have a guy that is nothing like we've had before - he is the richest gross person we've ever elected. You half expect him to reach inside his thousand dollar a pair boxer shorts and scratch and adjust himself and then to eat a muffin with the same hand moments later. Well, it was a cheese muffin.
While Trump had his act of being a real estate mogul down pat somewhere between bankruptcies, he is a political amateur that could make America Great Again if Simon Cowell were a judge and Trump had better vocals.
Perhaps the only good thing I can say about Trump right now is that he has stood face to face with that fat mother fucking piece of shit, Kim Jung Unhung, and kept America from being turned into a parking lot. What Obama never understood is you can't take on a bully asking to suck his cock if he won't beat you up. Unless you give a couple of six packs first.
Comedians are finding it easy to pick on Trump, but honestly, what passes for a comedian these days wouldn't even get into a comedy club thirty years ago as an act. It is far too easy to lambast Trump when you voted for Hillary and actually believed the cunt could win.
Trump's "Make America Great Again" slogan really did offend leftists since they've spent forty years trying to make us weaker, spend us out of all of our money, killing over 40 million black babies and whining about white men in pointy white hats with 20 thread count sheets.
Somehow making America Great really ticks off people who enslave black people as they destroy their nuclear family by creating the culture of serial inseminations on a lazy susan. Somehow making America Great is a bad thing when you open the borders to child molesters, drunk drivers, and felons who have been released from American prisons tens of times only to commit crimes again. I can see how wanting to make America Great would get in the way of defiling and raping it by raising our insurance premiums three times and making our deductibles so expensive that we can't afford to use insurance if we could afford to buy it.
If Democrats had any hope of being in the White House again, they should say this: "We'll stay out of your bedrooms and out of your wallets. We want to tax everyone fairly and at the same tax rate without any tax deductions because only the rich can use them. Let's close our border so our own people can get jobs. And let's be serious about black lives mattering by ending the practice of killing them before they are born."
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