The Italians have meatballs and pizzas and pasta perfected.
Russians have alcoholism as their national pastime.
The French make love and don't even notice the absence of a bath for three weeks.
But no one has killing down with flair down pat like our friends, the mooslims. If you are a moderate mooslim, you hang or stone or just lop off a head. If you are on the radical side, you grow a bushy beard that you don't wash for a month (if ever) and you hang around with your other bearded friends and you think up different ways to kill the people you hate.
Now these dirtbag mooslims on the radical side of Allahfukbar are known as Ice Piss.
Ice Piss makes the Klan and White Supremacists seem like the white trailer trash that they are. Ice Piss takes killing seriously. While that Jethro from Ohio, a state run by Governor Skidmarks, a self-proclaimed moderate (and a piece of shit to boot), used an Obama Motors Dodge Challenger to half-assed go through a crowd of white snowflakes and nose out of joint black people who didn't get their way that day. This jethro mistook that being fast was deadly and shots of people being thrown in the air seem to show that fast ain't a good killing method.
Mooslims know about slow deaths.
Stoning is a great way for Mamook, Ishtar, Mohammed, Mohammed, Mohammed, and the rest of his friends named Mohammed to have a cultural sharing time while blowing off some steam tossing carefully chosen stones to send an infidel (or a backsliding Mooslim) to hell with just the right pace to it. It just wouldn't do for the twenty or forty dress wearing bearded mother fuckers to only get one turn at tossing the stone at someone who burped while saying "Allahfuckburrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp". No, like a West Virginia family reunion where every boy gets several turns with the only female cousin for miles, the mooslims want at least three tries at drawing blood from a living victim before they satisfy their blood lust. And if they can go five or six rounds of tossing a stone and turning the white sheet to a nice crimson spotted one, oh, Allahfukbar hoe down gonna happen.
Over in Iran, mooslims love the slow hang - no need to really have much distance for the criminal who committed the crime at 15 to be dropped - if you can let a homosexual who was caught servicing a skin flute get lifted by a crane, you get five or seven minutes of entertainment as the homo shows his dance moves on the air dance floor. A really good slow hanging will have both flip flops fall off while the rope swings and swings and swings as the gay victim slowly strangles to death for all the assembled mooslims to enjoy.
ISIS is also known for the slow death - for years it was a secret that beheadings could only be done with butter knives bought from the dollar store. If you were a GREAT Ice Piss beheader, you took ten minutes to remove the head while you carefully carved the muscle from the vertabrae and you created a beautiful puddle of blood to show your handiwork. The whole beheading game was to take so long that there was no blood left to pump out because it was all on the desert floor for all to see. Then and only then could you go for the last ten slices and find that gap between vertabrae so you could severe the spinal column and hoist the victim's head who died last week when you first started.
And so we have it here now - a new spin on "takes great/ less filling" by abandoning explosives which just kill too fucking fast and instead using blunt force trauma with a rented van (you don't want to get your Toyoduh Pickup dirty with infidel blood). While it is possible to use a fast van, you want something that has a huge frontal area that doesn't meet the stupid European Pedestrian protection standards for being run over like being executed with safer bullets. You want a real man van that just kills.
A great radicalized mooslim will abandon his harem of pre-pubescent boys to hope he meets 72 of them as he takes the lives of non-believers by using that rented van that goes just fast enough to make the impact feel special to its victims but slow enough so you might get to run them over too - nothing makes the heart of a radical mooslim feel better than the "watermelon effect" when you feel the back wheels run over the skull and "pop". And when you make the effort to pick the right speed, you have to find the great places where those non-believers hang out. Once you find those places, you just know that this may be your last day on earth, but you are going to have Vienna Sausage for the rest of eternity - it all makes sense.
Now here is where the Whities have it all wrong.
If you are going to be badass, don't just slap your victim over the head with a beer bottle. True enough that would be considered green because it is repurposing the beer bottle, but honestly, this is pain being inflicted with so much effort. And the chances of Whitie being sober while slapping a snowflake up the head with a beer bottle makes this whole thing a moot point. And you have to remember that there could be herds of whining, snarling 400 pound lesbians who have taken time away from using beer bottles as dildos. These women are fierce and might hurt a whitie if you are wanting to bonk the lesbos over the head.
In Virginia, we really don't have that big a collection of Whities doing the superior dance with pointy hoods and crisp pressed sheets. We have to import our bubbas because we have been infested with leftist swine that buys up the property and makes home values too expensive to put up a double wide with a collection of daddy's last ten cars up on cinder blocks in the front yard. Hell, in Charlottesville you aren't going to find anyone who isn't named Buffy or Princess who also doesn't go to UVA (where you are educated about how bad slavery was by a school started by a man who had jungle fever a time or two). Charlottesville has those uppity, pretentious, know-it-all, I can spend your money better than you can, pompous ass whities who think Global Climate Change is a fact and a religion.
So we have to import our nasty whities from states which used to be slave holding ones run by Democrats. And since snowflakes are dumber than what you'll find in a porta potty holding tank, these assholes will try to take on Daryl, his other brother Daryl, and Jethro, Bobby Joe, and Robbie Sue (who is a tomboy). Now these will make up most of the nasty whities that have never voted in their damned life but are said to be the people who Trump is pandering to because they are "his people".
And then you have those good time whities who come from leftist states like Ohio who are stupid enough to use their own Obama Motor Muscle Car (it was a crime to not even use a green vehicle like a Prius) to speed through a walking mall like it was the NHRA Nationals in search of snowflakes to hit.
Jethro from Ohio had no chance to do this right. Somehow he killed a stupid 32 year old chick who evidently was looking for fame for the last half of her life and fucked that up only to happen to stand right where Jethro could get his only notch in his belt. A supposed white supremacist nails a white chick with no life and we are to get all upset? Seems like we prevented future no life lifes from being born by snarfing her out while she was still fertile.
Now had Jethro used a nice van or truck, he could have slowly parted the sea of snowflakes and given himself a chance or two of having pumpkin moments along with a dozen or more deaths if he had only taken the "Mooslim Crowd Control" homestudy progam available on allfukbarneedsu.com. If Jethro could read and could have taken just 30 minutes, he'd know that getting a van is a better idea while also saving getting snowflake blood on your own wheels. And if you are going to spend the rest of your life in jail sucking the cell block's dicks, at least take 12 snowflakes with you so they can talk to Jesus and he can ask them "what the fuck were you doing going against stupid white people with beer bottles?".
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