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Dateline:  Charleston, South Carolina

Today's announcement by Senator John Fucking McCain that he would not vote for the Republican Obamascare Repeal and Replace Bill caught South Carolina Senator Lindsay Mae Grahamnesty off guard.

With puckered lips and his tongue swiping across his lips, Princess Grahamnesty, wiped back tears that were streaming down his cheeks as he expressed displeasure that his buttmunch friend, McCain, had sank Grahamnesty's healthcare bill by declaring he'd vote against it.

John Fucking McCain tells Lindsay Mae Grahamnesty
that he has just taken a Viagra pill and is good for the next
three hours and suggests a bubble bath and something,
something later on.   McCain makes sure Lindsay wears
his pink panties and socks for the evening.

"I'm devastated," said Grahamnesty as he brushed back tears, "Who would have thought that John would give me the shaft like that?   I mean, John and I are very close.   Just last week I licked his balls after taking a load of his milk in my mouth.  Fuck, I even swallowed.   And this is how he repays me?"

John Fucking McCain has a history of giving his sex partners the shaft when they aren't looking.   His first wife was disposed of like a rubber out the window at a roadside park.   Then he moves onto another woman who stays by her man like Tammy Wynette all while John is buggering a little princess Senator from South Carolina.

Lindsay Mae Grahamnesty, a very ginger acting princess of a man, has long denied he's a meat eater though his way of speaking and his mannerisms suggests he bats for the same team.  To make matters worse,  he is never seen with a walking and functioning vajayjay owner.   But Grahamnesty and McCain are all over each other with admiration and they are BFF's - and while it is unlikely that McCain would suck Lindsay's micro-peen, it is known in Washington circle that Lindsay is willing to swallow anything McCain has to offer.