The Football Game Where No One is a Winner
I sit here after watching the results of the Conference Championships today in utter bewilderment of what was once America's national pastime: professional football.
Over on the American Conference side of football's premiere game, we have the New England Cheaters who are simply incapable of winning a Championship without cheating. This game was led by a fake news story about their quarterback having an injured hand that made him "questionable" for the game. And if you watched the game, you realized what an utter crock of shit that designation was that he was questionable - the designation that nearly suggests the player is so dysfunctionally injured that he might never recover. It was readily apparent that Tomasina Brady was not injured to any significant degree, but he likely was not even injured since his hurt passing hand never once had an impact on his throws - and with a questionable designation, he should have been so apparently injured as to make one nearly feel his pain as he struggled to even grasp the football. Such was not the case. Such was how this was fake. Such was this was that it appeared to be a way to close the spread and to make money for someone within the organization.
And perish the thought that the fake news was to provide cover for Brady in case he actually couldn't beat the team from Florida who has a quarterback so rancid that he was nearly dumped by his team before the season even started!
Had it not been for several penalties in the last drive of the first half that allowed the Cheaters to move the ball down the field, something they did not do the entire first half on their own, the Cheaters would not have won this game. When you have a pass interference call against the Jaguars that clearly shows BOTH PLAYERS playing patty cake with each other, it is simply stomach turning that the Cheaters should win a game that they had hardly even been in for 75% of the time.
Over in the insidious filthy and disgusting city of America, Philthydelphia, Pennyslvania, we have another unprofessional team that has managed to slime its way into the big game.
First, I hold this team in utter contempt because the city is filled with some of the nastiest, full of themselves, law-breaking, arrogant, foolish, drunk, and leftist pieces of shit on the planet. I have had occasion to travel to this American shithole on several occasions and the overall impression I have is that government workers there never put in 40 hour work weeks and do any work and that the people think that they are all above the law and park wherever the hell they want and how they want and then whine when they are caught (on the 20 hours the city workers actually work). These resident assholes from this city continually uphold anything from the Democrat party.
To add further insult here, this Philthydephia Football Team is so arrogant that they whined that they were underdogs in all the playoff games this year. Well, these assholes were put in this position by their arrogant, stupid, and reckless quarterback who continued to play running back instead of throwing the damn ball away. In his foolish and arrogant ways, he was hurt when he was hit running the damn ball. And because he was winning games as a foolish ginger running the ball with reckless abandon, his replacement was rightfully seen as not ready for prime time and the odds makers viewed the replacement with all due disrespect.
I must add that the ownership of the Philthydelphia Football team is so full of himself and his leftist propaganda that he insulted the Washington Redskins by deleting their nickname, Redskins, from game programs when the teams have met in the past. This is why I return the favor and never mention their nickname. This team's owner can have his political correctness, but Miss UV shall never play dat. You pieces of fucking football shit. Arrogance dirty assholes!
And so now we have these two teams of disgusting character playing to win a game that cannot be mentioned by name because the NFL will sue you or have your blog removed if you use the name. And so it is fitting that I reward the NFL with the designation of their game as the "shithole bowl" and I offer real numbers instead of Roman ones in return. This game should be avoided and no one should watch it ever because of the lack of character of these teams and the NFL who has pandered to the squat, don't stand for the National Anthem by those racist black players making millions of dollars.
There can be now winner in this game.
For each contestant is a loser at what the sport is supposed to mean. Any team can cheat and win. Any team can whine about being an underdog. But no one should think they are above the rules or are superior to someone else because they exist.
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