Dateline: Book of Long Knives, Anywhere U.S.A.
Disclosures of excerpts of Michael Wolfe's Trump tell-all book, published by Fake News Corporation, have caused ripples in Washington as far as the Oval Office where the President spit up slices of Oranges that he was eating when he saw the reports on Fox News this morning during supposed National Security Briefing time.
According to Wolfe, Steve Bannon, an unkempt partisan know-it-all rabid dog conservative who was once dick and ass close to Donald Trump, Donald Trump's campaign was "treasonous" in its meetings with already disclosed and debunked Russian meetings about tidbits on former Democratic for President candidate, Kankles "AKA Nuclear Teal Pantsuit" Clinton.
It did not take long for Trump to pick up his Playskool Twit Device to fire off serious words of Bannon "has lost his mind" as Trump barfed up slices of Oranges that he had brought back from Mara Logo reflecting authentic Trump Oranges.
Bannon was once also a butt boy for the child molesting philandering Jesus freak, Judge Roy Moore, who recently lost an Alabama Senate race to a Democrat with an IQ of five points.
It is speculated that a rift has developed between Trump's buttboy, Bannon, and Trump over the Roy Moore debacle in that Trump thought he was the only old fucker sticking peen up Bannon's ass. There are reports that Trump is furious that Roy Moore had poked Bannon in order to maintain Bannon's support.
Trump fired Bannon for some reasons that aren't yet clear but unnamed sources are indicating that Bannon digs getting poked by old men and dreams of being the last good lay for the old men before they die inside him.
These same unnamed sources indicate that the attacks upon Donald Trump's son that are attributed to Bannon could be due to Junior's lack of interest in getting poked in the ass by Bannon. It was alleged that Bannon made a pass at Junior in Trump tower in the latter part of the 2016 campaign and that Bannon wanted to pay back Donald Junior. It has become apparent that Bannon has gotten his 15 minutes of payback now accusing Donald Junior as being a traitor for meeting with a Russian female instead of sitting down on Bannon's ten inches of manhood.
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